redsliver Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 because he had met Banky in a dream, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because he was prone to premonitions. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 because he was dropped on a head as a baby, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because he was already an ugly cuss. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because he got the elusive U-gene that makes people incredibly ugly. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because both of his parents were carriers. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because they were only mildly ugly. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 because they missed most of the branches fallin out of he ugly tree, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because they were small enough to fit through the gaps. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because they were malnourished. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 because they didn't eat their brocoli like mama told 'em too, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Becuase they don't like green food. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because there was a horrifying brocoli incident in their childhoods. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because there was a chemical spill in the broccoli fields. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because the driver of the truck fell asleep. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because he had been on the road too long after having spent the evening with a hitchhiker. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because the hitchhiker gave good road head. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because the hitchhiker didn't have any teeth. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because the hitchhiker didn't brush. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because the hitchhiker never had that "talk" with a dentist. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because the hitchhiker had a phobia of dentists. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because this one time, when the hithchiker was in for oral surgery, the hitchhiker woke up to getting banged by the dentist. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because the dentist was a perv. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because he didn't conform to societal norms. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Because he had a chemical imbalance. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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