The Why Game

[Nanaea]

Because he's evil, why?

[redsliver]

cause evil has more fun, why?

[Nanaea]

Because evil doesn't have as many hang-ups, why?

[redsliver]

because evil is smarter, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it isn't impeded by an arbitrary moral code. Why?

[redsliver]

because arbitrary just isn't good enough, why?

[Nanaea]

Because it doesn't question authority, why?

[redsliver]

because it believes it cannot do anything significant, why?

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

because they know nothing else, they're thieves, why?

[englishwitch]

because their parents didn't raise them right. why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they weren't breastfed as children. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because their mothers were prudes. Why?

[redsliver]

because they were ugly, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they felt they were lucky enough, at least once. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they didn't take sex ed. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they were puritanical fascists. Why?

[redsliver]

because it was how they got closer to God, why?

[Nanaea]

Because that's what their holy book told them to do, why?

[redsliver]

because it was written by an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters, why?

[Nanaea]

Because they couldn't afford a professional print job, why?

[redsliver]

because publishers are highway robbers, why?

[Guest Nympho]

Because they like making money while someone else does the work. Why?

[Guest Zimarah]

Because it's easier to make money that way. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because doing an honest days work is for suckers. Why?

[Guest Nympho]

Because suckers haven't figured out the many ways around it yet. Why?