Guest echtrae Posted September 10, 2007 Report Posted September 10, 2007 Because philosophers had really good weed. Why? Quote
madlodger Posted September 10, 2007 Report Posted September 10, 2007 Because it's a minimum requirement to be a philosopher. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2007 Report Posted September 10, 2007 because philosphers are full of shit, why? Quote
madlodger Posted September 10, 2007 Report Posted September 10, 2007 Because philosophers gold has ran out. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2007 Report Posted September 10, 2007 because it was plundered by vikings, why? Quote
madlodger Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 Because vikings are greedy buggers. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 because they're wives are high maintenance, why? Quote
madlodger Posted September 12, 2007 Report Posted September 12, 2007 Because they are worth their weight in gold. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 14, 2007 Report Posted September 14, 2007 Because they didn't weigh very much. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 Because of the pixie dust. Why? Quote
madlodger Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 Because they sniff it while vikings are away. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 Because it gives a long lasting high with little aftereffects, why? Quote
madlodger Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 Because becoming weightless is not on the Approved Side Effects List. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 Because you can smudge the ceiling. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 Because you didn't wash your hands. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 Because I was overtired. Why? Quote
madlodger Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Because I work too much. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Because I don't make enough money. Why? Quote
madlodger Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Because spending exceeds income. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Because everything costs too much. Why? Quote
madlodger Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Because production of plastic thingumajigs is such a complicated process. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Because men designed it. Why? Quote
madlodger Posted September 20, 2007 Report Posted September 20, 2007 Because men like complicated things. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 20, 2007 Report Posted September 20, 2007 Because complicated things remind them of women. Why? Quote
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