The Why Game

[Guest echtrae]

Because philosophers had really good weed. Why?

[madlodger]

Because it's a minimum requirement to be a philosopher. Why?

[redsliver]

because philosphers are full of shit, why?

[madlodger]

Because philosophers gold has ran out. Why?

[redsliver]

because it was plundered by vikings, why?

[madlodger]

Because vikings are greedy buggers. Why?

[redsliver]

because they're wives are high maintenance, why?

[madlodger]

Because they are worth their weight in gold. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they didn't weigh very much. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because of the pixie dust. Why?

[madlodger]

Because they sniff it while vikings are away. Why?

[redsliver]

Because it gives a long lasting high with little aftereffects, why?

[madlodger]

Because becoming weightless is not on the Approved Side Effects List. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because you can smudge the ceiling. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because you didn't wash your hands. Why?

[madlodger]

Because I am lazy. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because I was overtired. Why?

[madlodger]

Because I work too much. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because I don't make enough money. Why?

[madlodger]

Because spending exceeds income. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because everything costs too much. Why?

[madlodger]

Because production of plastic thingumajigs is such a complicated process. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because men designed it. Why?

[madlodger]

Because men like complicated things. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because complicated things remind them of women. Why?