redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because Dest clearly believes we live in a magical fairy land, why?
Nanaea Posted March 1, 2007 Author Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because Dest read too many fairy tales when (s?)he was little. Why?
Melrick Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because fantasy is often better than reality. Why?
Melrick Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because, unlike fantasy, reality sucks but it doesn't swallow. Why?
Nanaea Posted March 1, 2007 Author Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because reality doesn't like the wriggling sensation of thousands of tiny tadpoles swimming around in their stomach after they swallow. Why?
Melrick Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because reality hooks up with the WRONG type of guy, and quite possibly the wrong species. Why?
Nanaea Posted March 1, 2007 Author Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because reality didn't know any better. Why?
Melrick Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because reality had bad parents that didn't teach it well. Why?
dest Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 because reality's parents were too busy hanging out with fantasy's parents. Why?
redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because Fantasy's parents were hot and into wife swapping, why?
Aeka-chan Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because deviance is the spice of life... Along with nutmeg, why?
redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because no one ever suspects the nutmeg, why?
Aeka-chan Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because it makes eggnog taste better, why?
redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 because it hits all the the right taste buds, why?
Aeka-chan Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because the left taste buds were lost in the great tobasco disaster of 1990, why?
redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 because they were true and loyal and willing to take the hit for their nation, why?
Aeka-chan Posted March 1, 2007 Report Posted March 1, 2007 Because for every action there is an equal yet opposite reaction, why?
redsliver Posted March 2, 2007 Report Posted March 2, 2007 because people don't actually understand Newton's second, why? (Nice Naruto pussies by the way)
Aeka-chan Posted March 2, 2007 Report Posted March 2, 2007 (Thanks, and the cats look good too huh? Though I wish I could draw well enough to say I was the one who dre it (But I did remember to give credit to the person who did ^-^)) Because all everyone realy cares about is the fact that if giant eyebrows are left unchecked they will eventualy jump from their owner's face and terrorize the countryside, why?
redsliver Posted March 2, 2007 Report Posted March 2, 2007 Because it has happened before in Egypt, Sudan, Ecuador and Chad, why?
Aeka-chan Posted March 2, 2007 Report Posted March 2, 2007 Because they are on the continent that the Chinese locked the green monkey, why? (And just as a quick referance- Green Monkey is both the sign of chaos on the Chinese 60-year calender (though I think it may actualy be the Wood Monkey or something of that nature) and it's also the thing that was said to have cause the AIDs outbreak in Africa... Yes I'm a nerd *nod*)
redsliver Posted March 2, 2007 Report Posted March 2, 2007 Because the Green Monkey was actually an ape but mislabeled, why?
dazzledfirestar Posted March 2, 2007 Report Posted March 2, 2007 Because the researchers weren't that concerned with the difference between monkeys and apes. Why?
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