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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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So, why wouldn't they let you donate sperm?

Oh... crap...

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I heard George W. Bush is going to rig the midterm elections to remove all democrats from congress. What do you think?

I said maybe and that's final!

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Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

two carrots, a cucumber and some cooking oil

Guest Mike256bit
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Think I can fit this inside of her?

And now my arm is tingling.

Guest Melody Fate
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You're bringing what to lunch with your mother?

As black as a woodchuck's asshole.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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So, what color do you think we should die George W. skin?

The lunatics have taken over!

Guest Melody Fate
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So, why did you leave politics?

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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Can you imitate and angsty teenager?

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Your pain, your rage! I know all about it.

Guest Melody Fate
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What do I say to that Emo teen?

Why don't you try turning on a light first?

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What is the average physcial, mental and emotional capacity of Redsliver's prospective dates?

A can of worms, a fishing rod and two oars. Dont forget the oars this time!

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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So, what do I need to catch the alusive smorflegut?

ZOMG!

Guest Mike256bit
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I need something to bore me to tears; any idea?

Ten cans of beets. Eleven if you're lucky.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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What can I get for a 30-years subscription worth of porn around here?

Dude! She gobbled it all down!

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I'm looking for the rare and elusive snagglewhump. Anyone seen it?

Only 10 miles, then turn left and you'll see it.

Guest Melody Fate
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Where can I find the rare and illusive it?

Because that's their natural habitat.

Guest Mike256bit
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Why do I always see Melody, Pixagi and StoryJunkie online?

If it's cold, sure; you can open it.

Guest Melody Fate
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So, when are you going to let me see that colection you have in your freezer?

Because I need another blonde to complete my mission in life.

Guest Mike256bit
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Why are you doing that with her head?!

Five hundred miles.

Guest Melody Fate
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So, how far do I have to walk to find a really good Italian restaurant.

It doesn't matter, because they all suck.

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