polywolly Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 What shall I name my radioactive growth? They said that might happen. Quote
redsliver Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Are you excited that a newly discovered sexual transmitted disease is about to be named after you? Herpes twice, and the Polywolly. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 So, why wouldn't they let you donate sperm? Oh... crap... Quote
quamp Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 I heard George W. Bush is going to rig the midterm elections to remove all democrats from congress. What do you think? I said maybe and that's final! Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease? two carrots, a cucumber and some cooking oil Quote
redsliver Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 Mommy, why doesn't Daddy live with us anymore? That's not what the Bible was meant for. Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 Think I can fit this inside of her? And now my arm is tingling. Quote
polywolly Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 What do you say to girls you're trying to hook up with? A mix tape, nine jump ropes and a teacup. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 You're bringing what to lunch with your mother? As black as a woodchuck's asshole. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 So, what color do you think we should die George W. skin? The lunatics have taken over! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 So, why did you leave politics? Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Can you imitate and angsty teenager? Yeah, yeah, yeah! Your pain, your rage! I know all about it. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 What do I say to that Emo teen? Why don't you try turning on a light first? Quote
redsliver Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Did I get the right hole this time? Lighter, slower, shallower. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 What is the average physcial, mental and emotional capacity of Redsliver's prospective dates? A can of worms, a fishing rod and two oars. Dont forget the oars this time! Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 So, what do I need to catch the alusive smorflegut? ZOMG! Quote
polywolly Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Could you possibly leave an in-depth, thorough review that details the parts of the story you liked and the area you believe could use some work? Jury duty. Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 I need something to bore me to tears; any idea? Ten cans of beets. Eleven if you're lucky. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 What can I get for a 30-years subscription worth of porn around here? Dude! She gobbled it all down! Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 I'm looking for the rare and elusive snagglewhump. Anyone seen it? Only 10 miles, then turn left and you'll see it. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Where can I find the rare and illusive it? Because that's their natural habitat. Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Why do I always see Melody, Pixagi and StoryJunkie online? If it's cold, sure; you can open it. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 So, when are you going to let me see that colection you have in your freezer? Because I need another blonde to complete my mission in life. Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Why are you doing that with her head?! Five hundred miles. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 So, how far do I have to walk to find a really good Italian restaurant. It doesn't matter, because they all suck. Quote
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