redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 What declaration did the King of Oranges make? That was just sad. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 What do you think of that last joke? If that's what it takes. Quote
madlodger Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 Did you know that meditating in front of naked Jonny Depp pics improves writing ability? It came from the 100% reliable source. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 Who told you that the giant squid ate Britain and that's how HP7 ends? Bloody hell! Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 Book seven spoiler alert: Was that even a question? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 (Oh my... ) How could you even think such a thing about poor Severus?? Black. Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 How do you like your coffee? The joke is supposed to be crisp. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 Do you like your jokes toasted? Mmm... jam. Quote
DarkCabaret Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 What is your choice of product to cover Mr. Alan Rickman in? ---- Peanut Butter, Bananas, and lube! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 What are you bringing to the Book 7 release party? I'd ride that. Quote
quamp Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I hear APP is driving the Alan Rickman-mobile to the HP 7th book release. Want to join in? Seifer Almasy in a male thong. Quote
redsliver Posted July 20, 2007 Report Posted July 20, 2007 What do you want to be when you grow up? Duck, Duck, Goose. Quote
quamp Posted July 21, 2007 Report Posted July 21, 2007 So what kind of games did you play as a kid? Oh, now come on! Can't we all be nice around here? Quote
redsliver Posted July 21, 2007 Report Posted July 21, 2007 Have I introduced you to Taker yet? Watch your fingers. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 What are you doing with that chainsaw at the dinner table? Don't talk about it yet!! Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 Finished the new Harry Potter book yet? Kick it. Quote
redsliver Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 What's your advice for raising a child? As a kite. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 What's your favorite piglet activity? Jump to the right. Quote
redsliver Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 When doing the Time Warp what comes after slide to the left? Freebird! Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 Any requests? Maybe if you can hum a few bars. Quote
quamp Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 Could we have some decent music here for once? This is like watching two trains rushing towards each other. You know there's going to be a very nasty accident, but you're powerless to stop it. Quote
madlodger Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 What are your feelings about the final Harry/Voldemort showdown? Depressing. Quote
redsliver Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 Hey baby, how was it for you? Well that adds an inch to my penis. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 What would happen if you were to lose 35 pounds (according to Dr. Oz)? I didn't know that. Quote
quamp Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 Have you heard that one out of every five miles of US interstate is perfectly straight? I really can't use that to my advantage. Quote
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