dazzledfirestar Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 Did you see that article in GQ saying that the new trend is to wax words into your chest hair? It's spelt with an "e" actually. Quote
quamp Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 So... any chance of you and I together in the orgy, Dazzlidfirestar? Oh boy, I really blew it, didn't I? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 Do you really think you'd stand a chance after that? Take it like a man. Quote
redsliver Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 What was the safe word, honey? I wouldn't shovel fuck her face. Quote
madlodger Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 What's your profile signature for hardyaoi.com? Three gallons of Dragon Dang should solve it. Quote
quamp Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 Is there anything we can do to stop the noisy neighbors again? AAAHHHH!!! Fangirl stampede!!! Run for your lives!!! Quote
madlodger Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 What does Gackt see in his nightmares? A Japanese pop-star, that's who! Quote
redsliver Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 So who do we ritualistically murder next? I'll bring the skulls with the big dribbly candles on them! Quote
madlodger Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 What's your first contribution to Devil Worshippers cult meeting? Little grabby hands. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 What are you bringing to the raise the dead party? Only if you ask nicely. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 Can I have first crack at whoever rises first? That would never do! Quote
redsliver Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 What if I had a drug that made semen salt and vinegar flavour? only if you grip her the wrong way. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 Won't Leonhart scratch your eyes out for that one? It's what I do to make Redsliver happy. Quote
madlodger Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 Why did you tickle that boy until he passed out? Someone peed in his pants. Quote
redsliver Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 Why is Quamp upset? Better her than me. Quote
madlodger Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 Who would like to volunteer to test our new ultrasonic vibrator? It was 'responsive', not 'responsible' Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 24, 2007 Report Posted June 24, 2007 Why was she hooking if she's so responsible? Sliver and green. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 24, 2007 Report Posted June 24, 2007 And your new teddy is what color? That's a bit obsessive. Quote
madlodger Posted June 24, 2007 Report Posted June 24, 2007 Did you know that I named the silver-green teddy you gave me Draco? The army of killer ants is approaching. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 24, 2007 Report Posted June 24, 2007 Why are you covering yourself in tinfoil? Oooh... shiny! Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 24, 2007 Report Posted June 24, 2007 What do you think of my new sparkle finish bass boat, fishing lures and beer can? Perverted - truly perverted. Quote
madlodger Posted June 25, 2007 Report Posted June 25, 2007 What sort of boyfriend are you looking for these days? Yes, but not today. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 25, 2007 Report Posted June 25, 2007 Do you think the good guys will win? Don't put the red light out. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2007 Report Posted June 25, 2007 What was the chorus in the song Roxanne? Apple rules the world. Quote
madlodger Posted June 25, 2007 Report Posted June 25, 2007 Why did Microsoft go bananas? It's a standard procedure. Quote
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