madlodger Posted June 16, 2007 Report Posted June 16, 2007 The I-666 South is closed for roadwork again. How'd I get to work now? Little yellow kitten Quote
Demosthenes Posted June 16, 2007 Report Posted June 16, 2007 ...Let marinate for 6 hours, lightly seasoned with sage and a dash a tyme, serve hot. He seems to have choked to death on his own foot, but what I can't understand is why a contortionist would take this kind of bet in the first place... perhaps he was--- Quote
redsliver Posted June 16, 2007 Report Posted June 16, 2007 I bet you can't ramble on endlessly! Wrong game there, Demosthenes. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 What do you think of Demosthenes' latest contribution to this thread? It's three lefts after the right. Quote
quamp Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 How the heck am I supposed to cross the street downtown here? Why shouldn't I call her an angel? She's always up in the air about something, harping on my faults, and never has an earthly thing to wear. Quote
madlodger Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 How about we begin with quamp's essay for this AH (Abused Husbands) group meeting? This is a first recorded case of Genital Warthogs Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 Why does that man have tusks sticking out of his fly? Ivory would be cheaper. Quote
madlodger Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 What would happen if we had elephants jumping in the trees instead of squirrels? Moonlight won't keep it hot. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 Should the oil be kept on the windowsill tonight? He shoots and scores! Quote
redsliver Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 What do you say at the climax of sex? Better you than me. Quote
madlodger Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 Did you know that I was chosen to be a Guest of Honor for the Annual Cannibals Anonymous meeting? That's ridiculous! Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 Did you hear that Red was a hermaphrodite? Honest. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 Can you really put your ankles behind your head? After that many years, he'd better. Quote
Guest WFK Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 What can a male cheerleader do after four years? So what? Who is to say I DIDN'T eat them? Quote
madlodger Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 Do you realize that eating P***Ys doesn't literally mean that you actually ATE them? Be it as it may, rules are stil rules. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 Don't you just hate those grammar and spelling rules? Not to boast, but yes. Quote
madlodger Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 Can you read tech manuals upside down? Laughing maniac. Quote
quamp Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 So what do you see as your role on this board? Well, I liked it, but I don't think she'd enjoy all the fanboy service in it. Quote
Guest WFK Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 Do you think Mariah Carey liked the all-male-hotel-get-away? Frankly, gummy bear heads taste amazing. Quote
madlodger Posted June 19, 2007 Report Posted June 19, 2007 You gave head to a GUMMY BEAR? Why? I'll just blend in with robots. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 19, 2007 Report Posted June 19, 2007 What's your plan for surviving the apocalypse? If they ask nicely, I might. Quote
madlodger Posted June 19, 2007 Report Posted June 19, 2007 Let's say, you are drunk at the party and two cute GUMMY BEARs ask if you'll give them head? What's your plan for surviving the apocalypse? A good one! Hahaha! I had no idea what question would work here Buns of steel and cotton balls. Quote
quamp Posted June 19, 2007 Report Posted June 19, 2007 Name two things you can find on the hot stud cotton farm. It's true, and I'll defend that statement only to the point of being inconvenienced! Quote
madlodger Posted June 20, 2007 Report Posted June 20, 2007 Mr. quamp, have you really publicly stated that Leonardo da Vinci invented comic books and you are just following in his footsteps? A huge letter 'F' carved out of cheddar cheese Quote
Guest WFK Posted June 20, 2007 Report Posted June 20, 2007 What did you make at school sweetie? I did it once, I did it a thousand times. and I'll do it again. Quote
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