Guest echtrae Posted May 6, 2007 Report Posted May 6, 2007 How would you describe yourself? That trick never works. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 6, 2007 Report Posted May 6, 2007 If I pull a rabbit out of my pants will that be good enough? Panties, panties everywhere and not a one to put on. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 6, 2007 Report Posted May 6, 2007 What's your favorite thing to sing when dressing? It can be consolidated. Quote
Guest Big Samurai Posted May 6, 2007 Report Posted May 6, 2007 What can you do with $30,000 in unsubsidized student loans? Bite the wax tadpole. Quote
redsliver Posted May 6, 2007 Report Posted May 6, 2007 What do you suggest for a toothache? Oh I'm not a doctor. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 6, 2007 Report Posted May 6, 2007 So, what do you normally say to your dates the morning-after? I wouldn't have expected that to work. Quote
quamp Posted May 7, 2007 Report Posted May 7, 2007 So I told her, "hey bitch, spread 'em now and take it in the ass!" and she wouldn't! Can you believe she wouldn't? But she told me she didn't have that! Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 Did you know that she was HIV positive? Don't believe everything that you hear. Quote
redsliver Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 You didn't fuck her, did you? Pitter patter, let's get at 'er! Quote
quamp Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 What does Larry the Cable Guy say during sex? I was going to dive into that fandom, but after reading that question, I don't think I will. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 Weren't you going to write trailer trash slash? The opposition will be stiff. Quote
redsliver Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 You're fighting the alien hardons of Erectisphere 7? When I get to the bottom I go up to the top of the slide. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 What's your philosophy during sex? Well, that shouldn't have worked. Quote
quamp Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 I saw a guy find a hot babe girlfriend at the comic book convention by talking geek! Can you believe that? Ew, squick! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Do you want to read my new fic about the scary fat guy with saws for arms in 300? Its not that simple. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 All we have to do is FIND the dooms day device right? A pinch of this and a pound of that. Quote
redsliver Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 Care to give me some vague and non specific solutions. Style over substance Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 Why are you wearing a mesh metal g-string? It seemed like a good idea at the time. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 Why did you paint the cat green and hand it from the traffic light? Red, yellow, and blue. Quote
quamp Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 What are the primary colors? I think Leonhart29 would be turned on by that a lot more than I would. Quote
redsliver Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 Have you seen my massive Canadian phallus? I tell no lie. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 Did you really see the Loch Ness Monster? I doubt that. Quote
redsliver Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 Did you know I have the Loch Ness monster right here in my pants? Give Nessie a kiss. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 What do you want me to do with your monster? I'll choke! Quote
redsliver Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 Can't you open wider than that? This is getting out of hand. Quote
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