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[dazzledfirestar]

How many times have you been out with the spider monkey?

Eww. That's just wrong.

[polywolly]

So what do you think about what you just saw me doing?

At least it's bigger than a breadbox.

[dazzledfirestar]

Is that all I'm getting for Christmas?

It's ugly.

[polywolly]

What did Orville say to Wilber the night before?

Triple the flavor.

[dazzledfirestar]

What can we do with this new brand of flavored condom?

That makes perfect sense.

[AmyMcClair]

Why is it that I always find what I am looking for in the last place I look, but never in the first place I look?

Then there were three.

[dazzledfirestar]

What did the narrator say when the fourth pig's paper house was blown down by the wolf?

Yes, he was there.

[AmyMcClair]

Was Gargamel at the Smirfs' convention?

Yellow is better.

[dazzledfirestar]

Are you a fan of green?

If you put them all together, yes.

[AmyMcClair]

Can I get an orgy from the cast of Harry Potter?

Course offerings are subject to change.

[dazzledfirestar]

What was in the fine print on the acceptance letter to Hogwarts?

It wasn't that hard.

[AmyMcClair]

Why didn't you guys go all the way?

I shall try a new one.

[dazzledfirestar]

What are you going to do when you wear out that Snape-in-a-box?

It's too expensive.

[AmyMcClair]

Why don't you try the Bond-in-a-box instead?

The less there are, the better.

[dazzledfirestar]

Why isn't there more Hugh-Jackman-in-a-box?

We couldn't get the rights for that one.

[AmyMcClair]

Why can't I get a Johnny-Depp-in-a-box?

So many to choose from, so little time.

[dazzledfirestar]

Have you gone through the In-a-Box catalogue yet?

Cookies always work.

[AmyMcClair]

How do I get my muse to listen to me?

The last time I looked, there were two on the shelf.

[dazzledfirestar]

Where did the boxes of cookies go?

Only if there's milk.

[AmyMcClair]

Would you eat those two boxes of cookies by yourself?

I thought you might say that.

[dazzledfirestar]

Is there a reason why Victoria Secret models wear wings? Isn't that just stupid??

You beat me to it!

[quamp]

Why haven't you wrote any stories in the Elemental Gelade fandom?

It really sucks that a lot of my fandoms are very esoteric.

[dazzledfirestar]

Was that you hanging out in the Alvin and the Chipmunks fandom?

Hey, to each their own.

[quamp]

Would you really write an Alvin and the Chipmunks slashfic?

That's going to give me nightmares for a long time.

[redsliver]

Did you check out my new Firefly/Fraggle Rock Yaoi Xover extravaganza?

That's not going to come out of her felt.