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[redsliver]

Ok we have the fuzzy handcuffs, condoms, whale oil, posters of Jim Belushi, Donald Duck scratch n' sniff books, video camera, and stick matches. What did we forget?

Says the rugburn on your ass! That's who!

[dazzledfirestar]

Who says we've been butt racing naked down the stairs?

Three and a half pounds of grease paint.

[englishwitch]

What does it take to make Mickey Rourke look human?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000620/

Forty-two.

[dazzledfirestar]

What will be Elizabeth Taylor's final marriage count?

Iced Tea

[quamp]

What was invented in St. Louis at the 1904 expo there?

It's amazing what some people will do to get laid.

[dazzledfirestar]

what is the name of FOX's new reality show?

Low calorie italian salad dressing

[redsliver]

I love the dress, what is it?

gerbils in the military

[Guest Melody Fate]

What's worse than rats going to college?

Because disco died in 1979, that's why.

[redsliver]

Why mustn't I dance?

the back of my hand

[dazzledfirestar]

Where did they remove that mole from?

Bright orange spandex

[Guest Melody Fate]

So, what do you think I should wear for the prom?

That would only be possible with time travel.

[dazzledfirestar]

How could we fix the horrors that George Lucas has brought upon the world?

Breeding Dementors

[quamp]

Why would someone force others to read stories with Mary Sues/Marty Stus in them?

It's a sign of acute psychosis.

[dazzledfirestar]

What does writing an MPreg story indicate?

Green tea and Tostitos

[StoryJunkie]

What's your favorite breakfast?

I ran aground in the Carribean

[redsliver]

Arrgh! Me maties, why ye be late to the raping and the pillaging?

keep that up and I'll give you something to think about

[Guest Melody Fate]

Won't you please take some of our religious tracts?

That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!

[quamp]

What is the biggest accomplishment of the Bush administration?

We're running on the spot when it comes to that.

[Guest Melody Fate]

So, how's the plan to take over the world comming?

Well, yes, but we'll need a ballerina outfit for the fish.

[redsliver]

Do you remember that porno you'd help me direct when we got the funding?

Festering, but the colours are pretty.

[Guest Madapple]

How is your spork injury?

Santa Claus in bermuda shorts

[Guest Melody Fate]

So, who did you have your first wet dream about?

Don't give me that look, I swear to you, it's art!

[Guest Madapple]

Why is there a congealing mass of bubble gum, blood balls and Lindsay Lohan cd's in the middle of your coffee table?

Because there is lint between your toes.

[Guest Melody Fate]

How did you figure out I was walking around barefoot in the carpet department of Sears?

Well, since you asked me so nicely, yes.

[quamp]

May I please film you showering and then sell it to some porn site for lots of money? Pretty please?

He actually thinks vorefics are cute.