redsliver Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Ok we have the fuzzy handcuffs, condoms, whale oil, posters of Jim Belushi, Donald Duck scratch n' sniff books, video camera, and stick matches. What did we forget? Says the rugburn on your ass! That's who! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Who says we've been butt racing naked down the stairs? Three and a half pounds of grease paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 What does it take to make Mickey Rourke look human? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000620/ Forty-two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 What will be Elizabeth Taylor's final marriage count? Iced Tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 What was invented in St. Louis at the 1904 expo there? It's amazing what some people will do to get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 what is the name of FOX's new reality show? Low calorie italian salad dressing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 I love the dress, what is it? gerbils in the military Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 What's worse than rats going to college? Because disco died in 1979, that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Why mustn't I dance? the back of my hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Where did they remove that mole from? Bright orange spandex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 So, what do you think I should wear for the prom? That would only be possible with time travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 How could we fix the horrors that George Lucas has brought upon the world? Breeding Dementors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Why would someone force others to read stories with Mary Sues/Marty Stus in them? It's a sign of acute psychosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 What does writing an MPreg story indicate? Green tea and Tostitos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 What's your favorite breakfast? I ran aground in the Carribean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Arrgh! Me maties, why ye be late to the raping and the pillaging? keep that up and I'll give you something to think about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Won't you please take some of our religious tracts? That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 What is the biggest accomplishment of the Bush administration? We're running on the spot when it comes to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 So, how's the plan to take over the world comming? Well, yes, but we'll need a ballerina outfit for the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Do you remember that porno you'd help me direct when we got the funding? Festering, but the colours are pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 How is your spork injury? Santa Claus in bermuda shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 So, who did you have your first wet dream about? Don't give me that look, I swear to you, it's art! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Why is there a congealing mass of bubble gum, blood balls and Lindsay Lohan cd's in the middle of your coffee table? Because there is lint between your toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 How did you figure out I was walking around barefoot in the carpet department of Sears? Well, since you asked me so nicely, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 May I please film you showering and then sell it to some porn site for lots of money? Pretty please? He actually thinks vorefics are cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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