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Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to say, "Really? That's not what your mom says!" whenever someone brags about their sexual abilities.

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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to hit on female Hisidic(sp?) Jews on my block.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to sell people bottles of tap water tinted blue and tell them it's "Healthy"

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to yell, "BEWARE OF DAZZ THE PIRATE!" whenever I come onto the boards.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to drink wine on an empty stomach.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to watch the History Channel for eight hours straight.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed laugh at others misfortune (Unless I hate them)

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to eat that many breadsticks in one sitting.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to wipe my mouth with someone elses sleeve.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to move as my kitten has fallen asleep on my legs.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to answer the phone by screaming, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to answer my phone, "House of Lords, God speaking."

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to make extensive charts showing that coffee is indeed at the bottom of the food pyramid and then sell them to Poly.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to go to Target with a credit card on my person.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to go to Riverdance shows and yell, "Why don't you idiots move your arms?"

Guest Soulsearcher
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LOL!

I am no longer allowed to put tape on my cat's paws. hee.

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