Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to say, "Really? That's not what your mom says!" whenever someone brags about their sexual abilities. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to throw glitter at people who annoy me. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to hit on female Hisidic(sp?) Jews on my block. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to scream "BAMF" at work and look surprised when i don't disappear in a puff of smoke. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sell people bottles of tap water tinted blue and tell them it's "Healthy" Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 i am no longer allowed to yell "YARRRR... MUTINY!" when my boss walks into the room Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to yell, "BEWARE OF DAZZ THE PIRATE!" whenever I come onto the boards. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to drink wine on an empty stomach. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to watch the History Channel for eight hours straight. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed in the fish pond. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed laugh at others misfortune (Unless I hate them) Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to eat that many breadsticks in one sitting. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to wipe my mouth with someone elses sleeve. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to move as my kitten has fallen asleep on my legs. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to answer the phone by screaming, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Quote
polywolly Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to refer to coffee as an essential part of a healthy diet. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to answer my phone, "House of Lords, God speaking." Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to make extensive charts showing that coffee is indeed at the bottom of the food pyramid and then sell them to Poly. Quote
Nanaea Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to try out the things that others are no longer allowed to do. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to go to Target with a credit card on my person. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to go to Riverdance shows and yell, "Why don't you idiots move your arms?" Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 LOL! I am no longer allowed to put tape on my cat's paws. hee. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to leave the boards because obviously that's when everyone else shows up! Quote
Nanaea Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to ignore my family in favor of the boards. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 (oooh... I do that too...) I am no longer to tell my husband to go play while I'm on the boards... it's cutting down on our "us" time. Quote
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