I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to use "But look at all the condom wrappers!" as an assurance of solitude while in public.

[Guest atsuita_no_renkinjutsushi]

I am no longer allowed to be found, by relatives, tied up half-naked in the back of a pickup truck.

(True story.)

[Guest Agaib]

(Do tell the whole thing!)

I am no longer allowed to bug people with random questions in the middle of the night.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to burst out laughing without explaining why.

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to stay up past one o'clock playing forum games

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to tell teachers I was in the middle of a passionate love fest with my bed as an excuse for lateness. If that's the case I should just stay home ^__^

[Guest atsuita_no_renkinjutsushi]

(Soulsearcher- I have done that. Got me kicked out of classes a few years back, too.

Okay. Well, I was in a parking lot with some friends, and I was fooling around a little with the owner of said truck. As such, I came to be wearing a sports bra and panties, but I was among really close friends so nobody gave a damn. There was a random discussion that led to me being bound to the bed of the truck with neon orange tie-downs. I think we were talking about angles and levers but I can't remember.

The people I was with went to the food court, within eyeshot of the truck, to pick up some drinks.

Half-naked Heavy Metal in truck.

Who should drive up but my mother and father, on the way to the library [college library is open to the public-- we were in the college lot] to get some books? Who should they see but their daughter, who was supposedly at work?

Augh. There. Laugh at my misfortune, go on! )

I am no longer allowed to jump over the sides of stair-wells in order to get to classes faster. It does not work, and the people I landed on will agree with me on that one.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer to Geek with my teacher during class.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to dump boxes of jello into the neighbor's kiddie pool.

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to tell people about My plan to take over the world in a massive jello invasion.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to fall asleep in front of the computer.

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to throw shoes at people who come into My room at night

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to scream bloody murder (really, trully horror movie worthy, blood curdling scream) when my husband wakes me up in the middle of the night.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to make speeches at weddings.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to refer to my husband as my pet.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to plot nefarious plans for world domination with Agaib.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to wait so long to eat. oooooooo.... dizzy ....

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to play with magic markers. ^__^

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to tell Christians that ask me if I've felt the love of Christ "No, have you felt the wrath of Satan?"

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to bark like a seal any time I see fish.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to throw fish at Melody when she barks like a seal.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer to accept fish from Dazz.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to ignore my fic... this is getting silly really.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to watch lifetime movies ... --;;;

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to mock Soulsearcher for watching lifetime movies!