Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to give suggestions that might lead Dazz down the path of evil. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed on the path of evil for I forgot to pay me dues to the evil union Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sell "fresh paths to evil" Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to buy fresh paths to evil. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to re-sell the fresh paths to evil on eBay. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sell old and stale paths to evil Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sell maps to guide people along Agaib's paths of evil. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to hire Melody to help Me produce paths of evil Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to beg Agaib to hire me to produce paths of evil... or to plant pretty flowers along the paths of evil. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to kill My employees for soiling paths of evil with flowers. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to trample on the flowers along the path of evil Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to compliment especially good tramplers Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sell chocolate covered sex-bots when they aren't ready for shipping. Quote
polywolly Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to purchase chocolate covered sex-bots unless I buy insurance to cover them should they get damaged in shipping. No one likes a cracked Snape. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to ship sex-bots or people with UPS... btw.. did Mr.Rickman ever get there Poly? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to stall Rickman sex-bots in the mail just to bother Poly Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell my sister that I'm disapointed in her for being responsible and not throwing a house party while me and my parents are out. Quote
Nanaea Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to rub bald mens' heads for good luck. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to rub bald men. (Sorry Keith!) Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to do things I heard in Dane Cook stand up... Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no loner allowed to pretend I'm Jackie Chan and hit relatives with chairs Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sing along to the elevator music played in the mall at the top of my lungs, especially at Christmas. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to call the forum police and request only female officers come to My aid. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer to use the promise of sexual acts to get my boyfriend out of bed. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to insist that "It's safe enough. No one will find us." Quote
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