I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to tell people I got the scar from my operation in a knife fight

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to answer all forum games with "The Bush administration."

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to provoke Melody Fate into making comments about the Bush Administration

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to consider playing forum games just as good as writing.

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to let Myself go hungry because of forum games

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to check my e-mail less than twice a week... so many messages... AHHH!!!

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to have cheesecake in the house... I'm so full!

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer to threaten obnoxious people with things I've seen in comic books.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to give my cats Cherios instead of dry catfood.

[StoryJunkie]

I"m no longer allowed to laugh suddenly and loudly for fear of disturbing the other patients

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to say, "Go ahead and make me, if you think you'll survive."

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to yell, "It's the monkeys, the monkeys that live in my brain!" in church.

[Guest arora]

i am not longer allowed to say that i can see the mouse that runs in the little turnwheel that runs your brain, and that he is fat, stupid and only had three legs.

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to climb the trees in the nearby park. It has made the squirrel population decline.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to spray the slides in the playground with cooking spray.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to talk to my mother-in-law when I'm still half asleep

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to say to pregnant women, "Wow, sucks to be you!"

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allow to go up to fat men and pat their bellies asking "When are you due?"

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to hold a six-pack over my drunken neighbor's head and say, "Alkie wanna beer? Alkie wanna beer? Jump for it!"

[dazzledfirestar]

( that's great!! gotta try that on my Alkie neighbor!)

I am no longer allowed to say "Yes Mom" and then just do what I wanted anyway. (you would think once you move out and get married that crap would stop. )

[Guest Agaib]

I am no loner allowed to tell My little brother's friends that jam is made out of baby brains

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to make jam from baby brains

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to make sick jokes involving the death of babies

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to laugh at sick jokes involving dead babies

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to enter a seven eleven with my hands in my pockets