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Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to teach 3 hours of dance class then go to my class, Flexibility, Leaps, and Spins ... owie ...

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I am no longer allowed to use "big words" while talking with my husband because I'm apparently "talking down to him".

I am also no longer allowed to call his statements contradictory for, if I were talking down to him, I would use simple words and state them in a condescending manner.

Nor am I allowed to offer him a dictionary and welcome him to look up the words “contradictory” and "condescending".

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I am no longer allowed to go to sleep at a decent hour and have my body thing I'm napping so it wakes me up before 1 am and then refuses to let me sleep until my normal summer pass out time of 6 am

Guest Nympho
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I am no longer allowed to take things apart just so I can try to put them back together.

Guest SilverFox-chan
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I am no longer allowed to have money in my checking account as my husband is constantly doing stupid shit. ( Such as breaking his hand over a video game, yes a video game! )

I am no longer allowed to keep my sanity.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to suggest we order Domino's pizza, just because I want to try those dippin' brownies.

Guest SilverFox-chan
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I am no longer allowed to be nice. I must be a bitch now. mad.gif

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I am no longer allowed to taunt anyone by showing them my ass.

(What. It's a traditional way of arguing!) *rubs smacked bottom*

Guest Nympho
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I am now longer allowed to give my BIL a mixed drink and then cause him to spray it everywhere when I tell him I just gave him a Screaming Orgasm.

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I am no longer allowed to help Dazzled in the said activity as it may incriminate me should we hit him too hard.

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I am no longer allowed ot go to bed at 11pm, wake up at 2am, stay up 'till 5am, take a benadryl and pass out until 8am when I wake up to the kids playing "Star Wars" and yell at them for being too loud. sad.gif

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I am no longer allowed to buy over 50 beer in one trip

I am no longer allowed to have Basement Drunk Extravaganzas

I am no longer allowed to let people not drink when they don't drive so I can have more

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