Guest Soulsearcher Posted August 24, 2006 Report Posted August 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to teach 3 hours of dance class then go to my class, Flexibility, Leaps, and Spins ... owie ... Quote
redsliver Posted August 24, 2006 Report Posted August 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to show hot girls how to play pool if for no other reason than that I am the worst pool shooter in history. Quote
polywolly Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to use "big words" while talking with my husband because I'm apparently "talking down to him". I am also no longer allowed to call his statements contradictory for, if I were talking down to him, I would use simple words and state them in a condescending manner. Nor am I allowed to offer him a dictionary and welcome him to look up the words “contradictory” and "condescending". Quote
redsliver Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to go to sleep at a decent hour and have my body thing I'm napping so it wakes me up before 1 am and then refuses to let me sleep until my normal summer pass out time of 6 am Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to take things apart just so I can try to put them back together. Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to have money in my checking account as my husband is constantly doing stupid shit. ( Such as breaking his hand over a video game, yes a video game! ) I am no longer allowed to keep my sanity. Quote
redsliver Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to grow a beard because I'm too lazy to shave. Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to smoke cigars inside. Quote
polywolly Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to eat four muffins because three just wasn't enough. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to suggest we order Domino's pizza, just because I want to try those dippin' brownies. Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to be nice. I must be a bitch now. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to taunt anyone by showing them my ass. (What. It's a traditional way of arguing!) *rubs smacked bottom* Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to watch CNN... I am far too informed now. Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 I am now longer allowed to give my BIL a mixed drink and then cause him to spray it everywhere when I tell him I just gave him a Screaming Orgasm. Quote
redsliver Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sleep four hours and then be awake for next eight ad repeat for three days straight. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 I am no longer allowed to hit redsliver over the head so he can get some sleep. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 I am no longer allowed to help Dazzled in the said activity as it may incriminate me should we hit him too hard. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 28, 2006 Report Posted August 28, 2006 I am no longer allowed to forget to leave a contribution on the forum games. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 I am no longer allowed to watch Anderson Cooper with my husband because he just makes fun of me. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 I am no longer allowed ot go to bed at 11pm, wake up at 2am, stay up 'till 5am, take a benadryl and pass out until 8am when I wake up to the kids playing "Star Wars" and yell at them for being too loud. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 I am no longer allowed to go to the bar and drink 18 Cosmos in an evening. Quote
redsliver Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 I am no longer allowed to buy over 50 beer in one trip I am no longer allowed to have Basement Drunk Extravaganzas I am no longer allowed to let people not drink when they don't drive so I can have more Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 I am no longer allowed to question redsliver's sobriety Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 I am no longer allowed to have fun of any kind. Quote
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