Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to try and ponder the meaning of life as it hurts the brain... O.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to create such a stir in this thread. (And I am no longer allowed to worry about how I'm going to top that one.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adara Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to spend money foolishly. (Oh and how I used to..lol ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to let women near my barbecue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to ponder the horrible consequences of going near Redsliver's barbie. No...not that barbie. No one knows about that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to lick my fingers in the park and say, "Yeah, I'll miss that kid, but damn he was delicious!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to contribute to Mel's appetite. Might jeapordize my parole... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 I am no longer allowed to accidentally forget to go back to work after lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 (Damn! I can just picture it: "It was a day like any other. But then, by degrees, it all spiralled out of control. It all started with the coffee...") I am no longer allowed to put sentences together 1 hour before supper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 I am no longer allowed to promise friends that I can build a computer from just parts and have it back to them with the deadline. * kicks said computer further hurting toe * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 I am no longer allowed to say, "Sure, I can walk ten miles with you!" when I know darned well I'm going to crap out about mile six. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 I am no longer allowed to pretend I am being so original while writing a Mary-Sue Parody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 I am no longer allowed to not love Dazz's Mary Sue fic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 I am no longer allowed to stay up when my daughter wakes me up at 4 a.m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 I am no longer allowed to talk to people that aren't there, as I'll be put in the looney bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CainTheEternal Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 I am no longer around to announce my sexual exploits especially those concerning anal sex and prospective success in getting it. I am no longer allowed to hold riding crops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell my husband he can be replaced with 12" plastic and two C batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sleep for 16 hours in a single day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to spike Redsliver's food so he sleeps sixteen hours a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to whine that Redsliver got more sleep than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to play poker for more than $5 in one week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CainTheEternal Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to pretend to be strong in the force and wave my hand at automatic doors as they open or close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 You too, huh? I am no longer allowed tell my neice that I cooked the annoying cat running around the neighborhood for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to pretend to be strong in the force and wave my hand at automatic doors as they open or close. My kids do that. I am no longer allowed to bitch about my period on the forums lest I squick Red again. (Consider it training for when you finally settle down with a woman. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 I am no longer to get squicked out by natural bodily processes... who am I kidding? I retain that right until death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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