I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[englishwitch]

I am no longer allowed to work near exposed electical wiring.

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed near monkeys... or zoos in general.

I swear the monkeys started throwing first!

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to whine. It makes me appear weak minded.

I am no longer allowed to whine about my inability to whine.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to use my 5 month old as a reason for forgetting stuff...At least that is what my mom says... O.o

I am no longer allowed to do anything fun....

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to pitch my idea for Snakes on a Plane II: Snakes on an Arc, Noah has just saved two of every animal from God's flood and now he stuck for forty days and nights with 2 of every poisonous snake.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to call Redsliver a genius.

I am also no longer allowed to pitch Snape's on a Plane, which is just a boring docu-drama about Severus' first cross-Atlantic airline flight.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to drive around downtown with the windows rolled down blaring "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to sing along to redsliver's car stereo

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to quote Snakes on a Plane in front of children.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to scream "WHAT THE FUCK???" in a movie theatre when the preview for Snakes on a Plane comes on.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed threaten people who refuse to see Snakes on a Plane.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to laugh at people who see Snakes on a Plane

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to plot the creating of the clockwork orange movie watching device and then take Daz out to the movies to see the summer's greatest film.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to plot to force redsliver into said machine and make him watch Sense and Sensibility til he cries if he takes me to see Snakes on a Plane.

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to make amaretto cookies from scratch when my BIL is on a diet.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to drink amaretto straight from the bottle.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to laugh not only at the Snakes on a Plane banter, but at the headline on MSN this morning: "Badgers on a Hovercraft".

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to give the people at MSN drugs before they decide on their news line up... (Badgers?? really?? On a hovercraft?? you're shitting me, right???)

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to dash Dazzled's hopes of dealing to the MSN news folk. (They were making fun of the movie's title, or proposing a sequel. But my first thought was like yours, "Who the hell let badgers on the hovercraft?!")

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to say "I knew that"...

(come on really? I'd totally fork over some cash to see "Badgers on a Hovercraft"!)

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to procrastinate on writing.

[Nanaea]

I am, apparently, no longer allowed to view my SIL's blog. I guess I am guilty by association since my dh called her a troll and ticked her off.

I am no longer allowed to vote for "Snape's on a Plane" as best documentary of the year.

(And I am no longer allowed to wonder why he didn't just fly a broom or apparate?)

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to be a stay at home mom.

I am no longer allowed to get away with just being an Avon Rep.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to yell "I want to be a space detective, too!" at pedestrians from my car.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to feel sorry for SilverFox-chan.