englishwitch Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 I am no longer allowed to work near exposed electical wiring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 I am no longer allowed near monkeys... or zoos in general. I swear the monkeys started throwing first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 I am no longer allowed to whine. It makes me appear weak minded. I am no longer allowed to whine about my inability to whine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 I am no longer allowed to use my 5 month old as a reason for forgetting stuff...At least that is what my mom says... O.o I am no longer allowed to do anything fun.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 I am no longer allowed to pitch my idea for Snakes on a Plane II: Snakes on an Arc, Noah has just saved two of every animal from God's flood and now he stuck for forty days and nights with 2 of every poisonous snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to call Redsliver a genius. I am also no longer allowed to pitch Snape's on a Plane, which is just a boring docu-drama about Severus' first cross-Atlantic airline flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to drive around downtown with the windows rolled down blaring "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sing along to redsliver's car stereo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to quote Snakes on a Plane in front of children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to scream "WHAT THE FUCK???" in a movie theatre when the preview for Snakes on a Plane comes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed threaten people who refuse to see Snakes on a Plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to laugh at people who see Snakes on a Plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to plot the creating of the clockwork orange movie watching device and then take Daz out to the movies to see the summer's greatest film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to plot to force redsliver into said machine and make him watch Sense and Sensibility til he cries if he takes me to see Snakes on a Plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to make amaretto cookies from scratch when my BIL is on a diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to drink amaretto straight from the bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to laugh not only at the Snakes on a Plane banter, but at the headline on MSN this morning: "Badgers on a Hovercraft". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to give the people at MSN drugs before they decide on their news line up... (Badgers?? really?? On a hovercraft?? you're shitting me, right???) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to dash Dazzled's hopes of dealing to the MSN news folk. (They were making fun of the movie's title, or proposing a sequel. But my first thought was like yours, "Who the hell let badgers on the hovercraft?!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to say "I knew that"... (come on really? I'd totally fork over some cash to see "Badgers on a Hovercraft"!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to procrastinate on writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 I am, apparently, no longer allowed to view my SIL's blog. I guess I am guilty by association since my dh called her a troll and ticked her off. I am no longer allowed to vote for "Snape's on a Plane" as best documentary of the year. (And I am no longer allowed to wonder why he didn't just fly a broom or apparate?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to be a stay at home mom. I am no longer allowed to get away with just being an Avon Rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to yell "I want to be a space detective, too!" at pedestrians from my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to feel sorry for SilverFox-chan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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