I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to try and ponder the meaning of life as it hurts the brain... O.o

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to create such a stir in this thread.

(And I am no longer allowed to worry about how I'm going to top that one.)

[Guest Adara]

I am no longer allowed to spend money foolishly. (Oh and how I used to..lol )

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to let women near my barbecue.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to ponder the horrible consequences of going near Redsliver's barbie. No...not that barbie. No one knows about that one...

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to lick my fingers in the park and say, "Yeah, I'll miss that kid, but damn he was delicious!"

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to contribute to Mel's appetite. Might jeapordize my parole...

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to accidentally forget to go back to work after lunch.

[StoryJunkie]

(Damn! I can just picture it: "It was a day like any other. But then, by degrees, it all spiralled out of control. It all started with the coffee...")

I am no longer allowed to put sentences together 1 hour before supper.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to promise friends that I can build a computer from just parts and have it back to them with the deadline.

* kicks said computer further hurting toe *

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to say, "Sure, I can walk ten miles with you!" when I know darned well I'm going to crap out about mile six.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to pretend I am being so original while writing a Mary-Sue Parody.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to not love Dazz's Mary Sue fic!

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to stay up when my daughter wakes me up at 4 a.m.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to talk to people that aren't there, as I'll be put in the looney bin.

[CainTheEternal]

I am no longer around to announce my sexual exploits especially those concerning anal sex and prospective success in getting it.

I am no longer allowed to hold riding crops.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to tell my husband he can be replaced with 12" plastic and two C batteries.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to sleep for 16 hours in a single day.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to spike Redsliver's food so he sleeps sixteen hours a day.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to whine that Redsliver got more sleep than me.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to play poker for more than $5 in one week.

[CainTheEternal]

I'm no longer allowed to pretend to be strong in the force and wave my hand at automatic doors as they open or close.

[Guest Nympho]

You too, huh?

I am no longer allowed tell my neice that I cooked the annoying cat running around the neighborhood for dinner.

[Nanaea]

I'm no longer allowed to pretend to be strong in the force and wave my hand at automatic doors as they open or close.

My kids do that.

I am no longer allowed to bitch about my period on the forums lest I squick Red again. (Consider it training for when you finally settle down with a woman. )

[redsliver]

I am no longer to get squicked out by natural bodily processes... who am I kidding? I retain that right until death.