I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to put off folding the jeans and drying the whites.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to start multi-chaptered stories!

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to stop writing with less than I had started with.

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to be a dog of the church

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to be a cat of the movie theater.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to use a printer cable as a belt.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to fall off my chair.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to picture Redsliver wearing his printer cable belt, coaxial cable shoelaces, and infrared mouse bolo tie.

[Guest Adara]

I am no longer allowed to walk around nude in my apartment!

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to walk around nude in Adara Giovanni's apartment.

[Guest Adara]

I am no longer allowed to play video games until my eyes turn red.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to wear my white belt in karate as I am a gold belt now! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to yell, "So what!" when my neighbor decides to share with me the intimate details of her boring life.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to wait til the last minute to take a shower when I have a meeting to go to in about an hour.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to sing songs from HAIR while out in public.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to grab my crotch and scream, "Oh my god! My penis is gone!"

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to be eating or drinking anything when reading what Nanea has told us what she's no longer allowed to do, least I bathe my monitor and keyboard.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to try to make Melody spray her drink all over her computer.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to be disappointed that Nanea isn't going to try to make me spray my keyboard and monitor with drink.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to quote Snapeybot . . . not really, I was just lying to amuse myself.

[Guest Adara]

I am no longer allowed to be immature, especially when it's fun.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to read Nanaea's posts aloud, lest my husband think that I've entirely lost my mind. Entirely being the operative word there.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to answer every question asked of me with, "Oh yeah? And you can just kiss my ass!"

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to sing the "Detachable Penis" song while posting.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to base my playlist off of whatever songs are mentioned on this forum.