I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to procrastinate, as it only brings about yelling...

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to yell at others for procrastinating

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to convince others to procrastinate so that I don't look as bad.

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to procrastinate worse than Resliver.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to think someone claiming to procrastinate moreso than me is inciting a challenge.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I'm no longer allowed to stay up and read fanfiction late at night when I have class the next day.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to read old reviews I received for fanfiction midst writing original fiction and get distracted, try to write something for Naruto, realise two sentences later why I moved on to original and return without the momentum I had when working on my original story.

[StoryJunkie]

I am no longer allowed to use Orochimaru in a fic. I can never get the names of his associates straight. (who was that guy that was sick and was defeated by Gaara?)

This is as far as I got. Note the "cancerous genin" stupid stupid stupid!

The Twisted Mind of Orochimaru

He traced the tips of his fingers along the rough-hewn surface of the impromptu table.  By all account, the timber was sound, and the construction solid.  Solid enough for what he had planned.  He allowed his tongue to slide slowly along his lips as he anticipated his newest endeavor.

It wasn’t so much the souls of those he craved, but their bodies.  He had to know how much pain the body could stand….how much pleasure….how much fear.  So far, the Uchiha brat had endured the most.  All but the pleasure.

And he had found a way of sharing that pleasure.  It was a way he had discovered only recently when he had tried to move his soul into that cancerous sand genin.  He inwardly cursed his bad luck.  Well, the gain of Sasuke, more than made up for his loss.  And at the same time, he had lost Gaara’s loyalty, thanks to that shitty little fox-boy!

He ground his teeth a moment, remembering the time he had nearly annihilated the leaf village kid not once, but twice.  Orochimaru considered the fox demon within the child his greatest enemy and his greatest prize.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to blame the heat for my inability to comprehend Story's last post.

[StoryJunkie]

I am no longer allowed to edit my post to make it seem like the people below me are fools

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to point and chant, "Cheater! Cheater! It makes even less sense to me now because I'm illiterate!"

[StoryJunkie]

I am no longer allowed to break Poly's fingers (whenever she points at me).

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I'm no longer allowed to try to make sense of anything on this forum at ALL!

....bunch of senile old freaks... :: ducks out of way of any possible sharp pointy objects thrown her way ::

[CainTheEternal]

I'm no longer allowed to teach my female friend the location of the clitoris... I've told her like 3 times...

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to faint from the mention of the clito....(clunk)

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to wonder how any woman can not know where her clit is.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to use 98* weather as an excuse to burrow down in my room all day.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to put off washing the floors for another week.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to paint furniture by myself (who knew you had to tape stuff off! )

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to say "That's not my problem" when women tell me they have husbands or boyfriends.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to say "that's not my problem" to my husband

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to say, "So...what's your point?" to my husband.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to play the "weak little woman" card with my husband.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to tell my husband that I only keep him around for getting things down that I'm too short to reach.

[dazzledfirestar]

you too huh?

I am no longer allowed to kick my husband out of bed in the morning and say "don't you have a job to go to?" as I turn over and go back to sleep.