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Guest Melody Fate

I am no longer allowed to fall for the requests of cute little girls who happen to be my friend's daughter.

(Before you all think I'm a horrid pervert, she asked me to make homemade peanut butter cups for a school bake sale, so take your mind out of the gutter!)

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Guest SilverFox-chan

I am no longer allowed to get sick as I still have to take care of my little boy even though his father is quiete capable of doing so.

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Guest Melody Fate

I am no longer allowed to buy out the really large jars of peanut butter from the local supermarket.

(Really, it was only six jars, but everyone was staring at me in the line as if I were buying condoms and beer and then giving them to a six year old)

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Guest SilverFox-chan

I am still not allowed to kill my husband who got my whole family and my friend who moved in with us, sick as dogs for the last month... dry.gif

* rolls up in a pitiful ball *

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Guest Melody Fate

I am no longer allowed to offer Silverfox buckets of sympathy for her plight... oh wait a moment, that's a nice thing to do...

*Pats Silverfox on the shoulder*

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Guest Melody Fate

I am no longer allowed to suggest to Silverfox that if her complaining about being sick is soooo difficult for some to tollerate, then they've lead a charmed life and need to suck it up a bit.

(I've been sick myself and I know how damned obsessive it can be, because it's everything. It's how you feel, it's your mental state, so on and so forth. "So, how's the weather?" "HOT cause I'm SICK!" "How have you been?" "Sick!" so on and so forth. So no, I have nothing but sympathy for your illness and don't care even if you want to do some serious whinning about it.)

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I'm no longer allowed to insist people eat echinacea when they get sick, since it will make them better, but they are just so darn cranky, I've got to go look for my head after it's been snapped off by the "FUCK OFF" crack.

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