redsliver Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 I am no longer allowed to let a two hour nap last six hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 I am no longer allowed to sleep till one when I'm suppose to open at eleven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 I am no longer allowed to listen to Harry Potter movies from a different room lest I read something into the dialogue. "Now, once you've got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it, and grip it tight. You don't want to be sliding off the end." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 You're not the only one Poly! I am no longer allowed to shop for maternity clothes... I think I have enough to last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I'm no longer allowed to be evil: NOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I am no longer allowed to argue in favour of China creating a show called Tiananmen Battlebots, that God should not give Sidney Crosby a huge cock, that English christian orphanages should shut down rather than allow gays to adopt, or that suicide booths should be available in all major cities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I am officially no longer allowed to get sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I am no longer allowed to claim my most recent ex put the S and M into PMS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I am no longer allowed to make "Chicken-a-la-King", when the SO was expecting Chicken Soup! (and you wonder how I got so fucked up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I am no longer allowed to watch Harry Potter movies with other people... unless they are as screwed up as I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I am no longer allowed to use the impending snow storm as an excuse to avoid going to the grocery store. Just because it's going to snow in, let's say, 6 hours, doesn't mean that I can't accomplish something between now and then, especially if someone were to force feed me amphetamines poke me with a cattle prod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I am no longer allowed to use my younger brother as a human shield when our niece attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 I am no longer allowed to tickle my wife when she is trying to be sinister (apparently it ruined the impression that she was trying to make). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 I am no longer allowed to think that reminded me of "Ant Bully" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I am no longer allowed to inform my husband that the snow is just going to drift again after he shovels it. Apparently, that isn't very constructive. Practical, rational perhaps, but not constructive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I am no longer allowed to refer to snowfall as "insidious stuff" to the city clean-up crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 I am no longer allowed to imagine Redsliver and Echtrae in an In-A-Box infomercial. Trae: And if you call in the next seven minutes, you will get a special deluxe copy of Special Delivery, the hottest romance novel since the AFFO went public. Red: That's right, Trae. But that's not all. The next fifteen callers will also receive two free tickets to the AFFOOB, the most thrilling musical orgy to hit Broadway in...forever! Trae: By dialing 888-1INABOX, you'll not only find yourself with the latest in lifelike adult entertainment, delivered right to your door. You'll also have access to all things In-A-Box. Red: You make it sound like In-A-Box is sweeping the nation! Trae: You better believe it! *Both grin and wink at the camera in perfect sync* Red: In-A-Box Male Order Company. Trae: Even your fantasies never looked this good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 I am no longer allowed to get family members two-fours on their ninteeth birthdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 I am no longer to bitch at my husband for procrastinating when I'm doing it as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 I am no longer allowed to suggest that Dazzled is spoiling us with her frequent updates of the MSV lest she start holding back on us and Poly and Madapple strangle me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 I am no longer allowed to breathe after making a hotel reservation that almost costs me $1200 ....* passes out from lack of oxygen and sticker shock * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 I am no longer allowed to think about taking a vacation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 I am not longer allowed to play The Sims 2 without making at least one character "Woohoo" with at least 20 Sims. (Gah she's a whore. lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 I am no longer allowed to have a Zwinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 I am no longer allowed to wait until three am before taking the cold medecine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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