I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to "Catch Gay" from Pixagi.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to giggle like a school girl when Melody catches teh gay from Pixagi and then ask her to kiss me so that I can "Catch Gay" too.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I'm no longer allowed to go "EE! lesbians!<3" at the thought of Melody and Nanea "catching my Gay".

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to get drunk on margarita's and get get on my webcam and flash random people.. * blushes hard *

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to watch SilverFox's webcam after having "caught gay" from Pixagi while cursing at StoryJunkie for being healthy and Melody for having already "caught gay" first.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I'm not longer allowed to pat Poly on the head and give her a lolly pop.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to give out Pixagi's number to substantiate my claim when I call in gay to work.

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to insist that aphids are gay

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to call my band "Gay Aphids".

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to try to make sense of some of the posts this late at night. @_@

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to laugh at Soulsearcher's bewilderment.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to tell Poly that I feel "Gay Aphids" would make a pretty good name for a band

[StoryJunkie]

I am no longer allowed to eat aphids (too sweet, blood sugar with rise)

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to wonder what kind of weird, discovery channel footage "Gay Aphids" would have to dig up for their first video.

I am also no longer allowed to spray my garden with pesticide right before StoryJunkie stops by for a snack.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to be confused by my ever-changing title.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to have any liquids in my mouth while reading any of these posts...keyboards and monitors do not apriciate it.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to offer refreshments to those on this forum.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to assume an 8 and a half month pregnant women just got fat.

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to be 8-1/2 months pregnant

[polywolly]

On the contrary, I am no longer allowed to ask, "So, when ya due?" to someone who is just, well, let's say, not pregnant.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to stay up way too late reading porn erotica, and then keep my hubby up way too late because I’m too horny aroused to actually sleep.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to seal a driveway in blistering heat wearing new shoes.

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to imagine Redsliver hot and sweaty as it may mitigate a previously standing contract with another man

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to read forum posts out-loud with SO in room with me for it causes strang looks in my general direction.

....moo

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to stay away for so long... I am so lost!