I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Guest Corvis]

I am no longer allowed to send Confundus Charms at StoryJunkie. Oopsies.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to giggle at the results of Corvis' Confundus Charms.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am not longer allowed to get on the forum first thing in the morning because it makes me late for class.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to fall for the requests of cute little girls who happen to be my friend's daughter.

(Before you all think I'm a horrid pervert, she asked me to make homemade peanut butter cups for a school bake sale, so take your mind out of the gutter!)

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to get sick as I still have to take care of my little boy even though his father is quiete capable of doing so.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to buy out the really large jars of peanut butter from the local supermarket.

(Really, it was only six jars, but everyone was staring at me in the line as if I were buying condoms and beer and then giving them to a six year old)

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to tell the story of the people I was in line behind at Wal-Mart one time. All they had on the conveyer was a large sack of rainbow-flavored cotton candy, 3 live goldfish, and a pregnancy test. Okay...that was the very last time.

[StoryJunkie]

I am no longer allowed to believe that any man will voluntarily look after an infant under the age of five no matter what!

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to believe that StoryJunkie would trouble herself believing something as outlandish as that.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to imagine what the people Polywolly saw at Walmart with the goldfish and the pregnancy test looked like.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to buy cotton candy, goldfish and pregnancy tests at Wal-mart

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to walk up behind random people in Wal-Mart and yell, "HEY! Are you Redsliver! Hey, who said you could pepper spray me!?"

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to pretend I'm Redsliver and peperspray Polywolly at Walmart.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to see out of either of my eyes after the pepper spray stole my sight. *sniffle*

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to pat Polywolly on the shoulder and say, "See, I told you it wasn't him."

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am still not allowed to kill my husband who got my whole family and my friend who moved in with us, sick as dogs for the last month...

* rolls up in a pitiful ball *

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to offer Silverfox buckets of sympathy for her plight... oh wait a moment, that's a nice thing to do...

*Pats Silverfox on the shoulder*

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

^^;

I am no longer allowed to tell anyone I am sick...( as I am sure everyone is tired of it ) ^^;;

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to suggest to Silverfox that if her complaining about being sick is soooo difficult for some to tollerate, then they've lead a charmed life and need to suck it up a bit.

(I've been sick myself and I know how damned obsessive it can be, because it's everything. It's how you feel, it's your mental state, so on and so forth. "So, how's the weather?" "HOT cause I'm SICK!" "How have you been?" "Sick!" so on and so forth. So no, I have nothing but sympathy for your illness and don't care even if you want to do some serious whinning about it.)

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to identify with the "I'm HOT cause I'm SICK" line. I've answered the "How are you?" question with that line several times in my life, along with "SHITTY cause I'm SICK" and "FUCK OFF you healthy bastard."

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to go to Polywolly for my snappy comebacks to people who ask me how I am when I'm sick.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to gloat that I don't get sick often--yes, years stretch between bouts of illness--so when I do get sick, I get extra special cranky.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to "spread my gay" to my friends.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to yell "Goddamn those Japs! Think they're so big with all the pyramids and heiroglyphs and sphinxes!" at A&W to teen anime addicts.

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to insist people eat echinacea when they get sick, since it will make them better, but they are just so darn cranky, I've got to go look for my head after it's been snapped off by the "FUCK OFF" crack.