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I am no longer allowed to wonder why "Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!" game stops at the page 231 for me.

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I am no longer allowed to read a whole smut fic or chapter of a smut fic without at least one husband, child, or cat interrupting me, no matter the time of day or night.

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I am no longer allowed to eat three slices of pizza in a row *falling asleep*

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I am no longer allowed to take a nap without the phone ringing at least once.

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I am no longer allowed to remind people about the magical "Ringer Volume -OFF" button. biggrin.gif

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I am no longer allowed to use the magical "ringer volume off" button when my young children are away from home.

***Grumble***(Who died and left me the grown-up? Oh yeah. My ex-husband did...)***Grr***

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I am no longer allowed to brag that I don't get colds.

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I am no longer allowed to sleep late on Saturday mornings.

(My kid always wakes me up way to early.)

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I am no longer allowed to wait until the first of November for my blood draw for my thyroid ( had it done yesterday after I nearly fainted from a hot flash on Sat. )

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I am no longer allowed to come home and do anything...and I mean anything...without picking up the baby and trying to hang on to the little wriggler for at least five minutes.

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I am no longer allowed to watch what I want on T.V. Apparently I handed over the remote control when I slipped on that wedding ring. huh.gif

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I am no longer allowed to drink.

I am no longer allowed to speed.

I am no longer allowed to spend weeks at a time away from home without my phone.

I am no longer allowed to go to AMC theatres... Long story..

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I am no longer allowed to go home after doing my eight hours...We're on "Mandatory Overtime."

I am no longer allowed to take time off for appointments...Mandatory OT = Vacation closed.

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