Finish The Sentence Game.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Overcome the idea that Nintendo named their new gaming system a name that will confuse the hell out of the French and make the rest of us giggle.

For all of the decent citizens you've enraged, you ___________

[Guest Agaib]

should get a medal of honer.

The secret to posting as fast as possible on the forum games is ___________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Something I'm trying to figure out, seeing that I keep getting that 30 second rule message.

Sooner or later, we're all gonna _________

[Guest Agaib]

find lots of cake and enjoy it a whole lot while Melody Fate watches.

Melody has an infatuation with cake because _______

[StoryJunkie]

Melody prides herself in strange infatuations.

The only thing keeping me from___________

[Guest Agaib]

going insane is this little box in my pants.

Surrealism is _____

[Nanaea]

more than I can handle right now.

Little Miss Muffet sat on ___________

[Guest Agaib]

big cock as she screamed, "Fuck me! Fuck me!"

That story was never talked about again...

After running away with the spoon, the fork leaned over and _______

[Guest Melody Fate]

took it up the ass in prision for the rest of his life.

People who won't share their cake with me are __________

[Guest Agaib]

people who are walking away from you really fast. In fact, you might even call it running.

The most boring thing in the world is __________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Someone who can't stop bitching about cake cravings (Does it count for anything that I haven't actually eaten any cake since the cravings started?)

Cats make excellent __________

[polywolly]

Presidents of the United States, if they're litter trained.

Giving to charity is _______.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Something most folks do to apease their guilt.

As soon as I saw he was wearing a clown suit, I just knew _______

[redsliver]

to run in screaming terror.

In times of a catastrophic invasion of paratrooping elephants one should never forget to ________________

[polywolly]

...fasten your seatbelt.

Hiram was good kitty until...

[redsliver]

Polywolly got him hooked on the 'nip.

One fish, two fish, red fish _____________

[Nanaea]

go fish.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a/an ______

[Guest Melody Fate]

bunch of perverts, who were all fond of going to a Candy Coated castle known as AFF.

While some disliked the perverts and their castle, most people _____

[Nanaea]

just wanted to lick their castle.

Every year on the first of May the whole town would gather on the Candy Coated castle grounds and ___________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Start the festival of the Body Fluids.

Often, durring the festival, a particularly perverted little imp named Agaib would _________

[Guest Agaib]

run around stealing the blouses of particularly large breasted women.

Melody Fate would always try to get Agaib by _________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Gluing Hostess Snowballs onto Imp Redslivers' back, in hopes Agaib would think it was a big breasted imp.

This of course made Agaib very

[Guest Agaib]

confused because He always thought Redsliver was a man.

Melody liked to laugh at His confusion and only stopped because Agaib _______

[Guest Melody Fate]

Grabbed two lobsters from the river and had them clamp onto Melody's nipples.

As Melody writhed in pain, Agaib just _________

[polywolly]

...ate his Jello cubes and stared.

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