Finish The Sentence Game.

[redsliver]

erections, erections and alien dissections.

Isn't that just like those ___________________

[capcomfreak4life]

--editions of alien movies you never see but where you would see what the aliens do before they begin the dissections?

I tell you, man- it's enough to make a guy's--

[Guest echtrae]

sack crawl up and hide.

Quit playing peek-a-boo with your ______________________

[quamp]

... trouser snake.

Instead, play _______________________.

[Keith Inc.]

...suck out the poison.

Of course, you have to pretend that i was bit _________

[redsliver]

by a trouser snake.

I ought to slap you for _____________________

[capcomfreak4life]

__being one to blatantly play with snakes.

Wait-- Now you're telling me that you're going to throw yourself in a PIT of trouser snakes and__

[redsliver]

and come out looking like the inside of an Oreo.

So many trouser snakes, so little __________________

[Leonhart29]

time with the weed whacker.

Give me a willing man and I'll give you ___________.

[quamp]

... company in being a willing man.

Give me a willing woman and I'll give you...

[redsliver]

herpes.

Give me a stable and I'll give you ______________

[Leonhart29]

A fast pony ride.

If I say boxers you say _______.

[redsliver]

overdressed.

Have you seen my pants, I think you threw them __________________

[redsliver]

?

Clearly you jest, by 19 you can ______________

[Leonhart29]

Cross your eyes and pat your belly.

Given the fact that I'm a woman you would think that I'd ________.

[redsliver]

not be able to leave the house because your tits are too distracting,

Surely women are strong creatures because they don't spend every minute with ____________________________

[Leonhart29]

A vibrator on full blast.

Men can be a bit weak when faced with _________.

[StoryJunkie]

gadgets.

Of course, I don't mean the kind that___________

[Leonhart29]

Actually work.

Those types of gadgets can only be found ________.

[quamp]

... In retail stores as demo models.

The ones that you can actually purchase, however, always....

[redsliver]

manage to break 1 day after warranty.

Shame women can't come with a money back guarantee, it would make the world a ____________________________________

[Leonhart29]

Happier place for the men.

If men came with the same money back guarantee women would be_____.

[Keith Inc.]

ordering them like NetFlix. Keep for as long as you want, return, we'll send more.

Of course, the problem would be the shipping container and __________

[Leonhart29]

the food bill that ensues until the women get tired of that particualr model.

Poking air holes in the return shipping container would ensure that ________.

[redsliver]

the package lives long enough to starve to death.

I think we need a different way to __________________