Finish The Sentence Game.

[redsliver]

she leaves, women are a lot like bears that way.

Perhaps that's why bears _________________________

[Keith Inc.]

never bring hot babes to the dances.

Come to think of it, though, neither do ________

[Guest echtrae]

most babes.

But if she gags, ___________________

[redsliver]

that's an extra two points.

I think I'm winning with 66 but _____________________

[capcomfreak4life]

____here, if I end up at 69 I lose and I have to pay/play again.

But then what would happen if I get past 69 and could win... ___

[Guest echtrae]

the red Ferrari?

Either the universe will implode or _________________

[Keith Inc.]

my teenage son will rise before 0900 on his day off.

This is listed as one of the signs of a pending___________

[Guest echtrae]

apocalypse.

It is the first sign, but the second sign will be _______________

[Keith Inc.]

a Starbucks opening on the moon.

Actually, the translation for this one is iffy, it could also be __________

[Guest echtrae]

the final progression of man into space.

If it is the space exploration, then the next thing would be _____________

[quamp]

... actually electing an American president that doesn't have the head up the ass.

Which, of course, is as likely as...

[Guest echtrae]

finding a virgin hooker.

Does that mean that we're back to ______________________

[quamp]

... sex again?

I hope so, because...

[Guest echtrae]

many of the other topics are quite boring in comparison.

So, to kick off the sex talk, we'll discuss ____________________

[Keith Inc.]

where you lost your virginity.

Mine was in a Scottish Hotel, which reminded me of_________

[StoryJunkie]

that dream I had about the sheep...

But that had nothing to do with_______________

[Keith Inc.]

...the sheep that dreamed about my hotel.

I know this because the sheep__________

[Guest echtrae]

later confessed in a very public trial about dreaming.

But they didn't admit to whether sheep count ________________

[redsliver]

themselves before bed.

This mystery can only be solved by __________________

[Keith Inc.]

a time machine, to change evolution so the Sheep develop language skills.

But then, we have to go back after the interview and__________

[quamp]

... undo the damage we've done, which may be impossible.

Time travel can get very...

[Keith Inc.]

very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very repetitious.

Except when it's _____________-

[redsliver]

used in porn.

Time machine porn is a growing _________________________

[Guest echtrae]

phenomena in the world of adult fiction.

Which has caused many disorienting ______________

[Keith Inc.]

experiences of deja screw.

The opposite, of course, is the sensation of _________