Finish The Sentence Game.

[Guest echtrae]

slightly diseased.

Perhaps the hose ________________________

[redsliver]

should be shoved up your nose.

It was poetic really the way her skull had been whacked out with ____________

[Guest echtrae]

gradient colors, shifting sounds, and tasteless fashion.

What's with the coat?

[polywolly]

...if you don't mind me asking.

When I get my games confused, I ____________.

[Nanaea]

iron my hands, just like Dobby.

If there isn't an iron handy, I use ____________

[polywolly]

...a curling iron, just like Mama used to.

Feather beds _________________.

[Nanaea]

make me sneeze,

but not as bad as ____________

[Guest echtrae]

completely messing up, up, achoo.

There should be an undo for _____________________

[Nanaea]

life.

Oh, wait, that would be ___________

[Guest echtrae]

like death, or something like it.

The water is for _____________________

[AmyMcClair]

washing away past transgressions before they are noticed by others.

If others notice them first, _________

[Guest echtrae]

then they'll likely laugh at you for them.

Cruelty is defined by ____________________

[Guest Madapple]

interactions with my mother.

When 2 worlds collide _______________

[StoryJunkie]

someone obviously made a great hairy cock-up and they'll have alot to answer for!

Hairy cock-ups are what____________

[Guest echtrae]

happens when two worlds collide.

There was supposed to ________________________

[redsliver]

some goddamned muffins.

Clearly the women were not doing ____________________

[Guest echtrae]

their jobs in the bakery this morning.

There shall be _______________________

[redsliver]

death. (Shadow Madness, well written shitty RPG)

I'd kill for half a dozen ______________

[Nanaea]

horny red-heads.

Next time try ____________

[redsliver]

sears in the prostitution aisle.

Wal-mart has cheaper _______________

[AmyMcClair]

blonds and brunettes, but Sears has the better red-heads.

In case of defect, _______

[foeofthelance]

return to manufacturer with pre-completed litigation papers.

If not returned in thirty days__________

[AmyMcClair]

litigation forms will self-destruct precluding you from making a claim for damages.

The lawyers will be sure to __________

[foeofthelance]

fill it with more legalese then the United States Tax code. This means the papers will not only weigh the same as a great dane, but ______

[Guest echtrae]

smell as bad as one who wasn't let outside to do his business.

The evil plans show __________________________