Finish The Sentence Game.

[AmyMcClair]

is the best you can come up with.

I am finished with ________

[Guest echtrae]

jumping games in the middle of a thread.

It tends to get rather _______________________

[Guest Madapple]

confusing when I've had 3 margaritas.

Speaking of tequila _______________.

[Guest echtrae]

stay away from the worm in the bottom, they have teeth you know.

Or at least they can leave ___________________

[Guest Madapple]

a sticky residue between your toes.

Why do toenails____________?

[Guest echtrae]

grow?

It happens when you have too much ______________________

[quamp]

... keretin in your body.

This, of course, is caused by...

[Guest echtrae]

random acts of stupidity, so most everyone is in danger.

That of course leaves ______________

[redsliver]

STI's and Influenza.

I like sex, is _______________

[AmyMcClair]

that why I am slightly bowlegged?

I suppose this could be _____________

[redsliver]

tastier with less tabasco, but then I wouldn't be a man.

Manliness is defined by how man beers you can ________________

[AmyMcClair]

chug while hanging upside-down by the angles from a three story building.

I think that makes me ___________

[redsliver]

attractive to the opposite sex, but if you insist I'll lose the cape.

Sex without a cape is like beer without ______________

[AmyMcClair]

taste or calories.

This makes it ____________

[redsliver]

bad vodka

Not that there is good vodka, because real men drink ________________

[AmyMcClair]

carbonated piss water.

That is why I am not ________

[Nanaea]

sorry that I'm a woman.

Are you sure this is beer, it taste more like _________

[AmyMcClair]

the runny leftovers from an earwax factory.

The malt is all _______

[AmyMcClair]

last brain cell.

There can be _______

[AmyMcClair]

unadulterated praise.

The best time of all is _______

[Guest Madapple]

between 1:00 a.m. and 1:01 a.m.

That's 60 seconds of _______________.

[Guest echtrae]

warmth and fuzziness, which all that a person can really handle without it going to their head.

Which skips a _________________________

[quamp]

... path down the country lane merrily.

Puma man, he flies...

[Guest echtrae]

with might and grace as he easily decapitates his victims with his razor sharp claws.

Well, that took a ________________________

[polywolly]

...lot longer than the manual I didn't read said it should have.

I swear it wasn't ________.