Finish The Sentence Game.

[AmyMcClair]

really annoying rant session in the orgy.

Therefore, I always make sure ____________

[Guest echtrae]

to bring earplugs, so I don't have to listen to it.

Also, be sure to use plenty of ____________________

[Oishiichan]

snacks while I watch the tirade.

Screaming children need to be________

[AmyMcClair]

gagged with ducktape.

When you feel there is a need for more _____________

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

eaten with a side of French fries.

Blood is to gore as your mom is to....

[AmyMcClair]

cotton candy.

And the rest is _____________

[AmyMcClair]

the lawyers approaching.

They are very much like __________

[Nanaea]

vampires, only they suck you dry of money, not blood.

Vampires are better because, at least ____________

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

they don't spread AIDS.

Wereowolves are better because...

[AmyMcClair]

they are so furry and cuddly and cute.

Does this make me __________

[redsliver]

less of a man?

Only if you discarded your __________________________

[quamp]

... manly man's soap.

Then you'd have to use...

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

boobs.

It's all about the...

[AmyMcClair]

way they jiggle when struck in just the right way.

I have very ____________

[Oishiichan]

big breasts.

Nice cleavage _______

[Guest echtrae]

is always eye-catching.

It can also serve as ___________________

[AmyMcClair]

a table in a pinch, but don't move too much or you'll spill your coffee.

Hot coffee is ___________

[Guest echtrae]

likely to leave quite a nasty mark if spilled down one's cleavage.

At least that would __________________

[AmyMcClair]

keep one warm on those long cold nights.

That is not ___________

[Guest echtrae]

without possible drawbacks though.

Like this one time, in band camp, ______________

[AmyMcClair]

I saw a guy who looked better in a dress than I do. (This really happened.)

I was _________

[Guest echtrae]

like totatly wigged out by the whole thing, that I had to go and smoke a whole lid to get it out of my mind.

Then there was this time at the DMV, where _________________________

[AmyMcClair]

my brother spilled coffee on the tester and failed the driving test for his big wheels.

Then, I thought ________

[redsliver]

why DON'T they make steak flavored ice cream.

Truly, such a thing is not ____________________________

[Guest echtrae]

beyond the realm of talented chemists.

Moderation is for _______________