Finish The Sentence Game.

[polywolly]

..., "Seeing as I'm already naked, why the hell not?"

Go west, young man, where...

[Nanaea]

the girls are easy.

Ask me if I _____________

[Guest echtrae]

'd me

really care if I 'd Trae?

With one hand in the air, you'll need to _______

[polywolly]

...spin around clockwise, chant "If I were a rich man, la dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da" seventy-five times, and then thread a needle.

There's room enough...

[Guest echtrae]

for everyone get on the bed at the same time.

Don't jump, you'll ___________________

[polywolly]

...never again see the wonderful world in all its glorious splendor...*looks around*…never mind, go ahead. *push*

Whatever goes up...

[Guest echtrae]

must come down with a crunchy splat.

Don't turn it on, until ________

[polywolly]

...you're sure you want to marry it.

If you wink at a stranger, be prepared to...

[Guest echtrae]

to offer up a drink in celebration.

Make sure you know the business end, before _______

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

you make any deals with the bastards!

When turned on by an erotic Harry Potter fanfiction you should_________

[Guest echtrae]

steal away with SO to share the love.

Caution: Shaking may cause _________

[redsliver]

the booty to wiggle in unnatural ways.

Why are all the best things in life _______________

[Guest Nympho]

attatched by strings to less pleasant things?

Whenever I see a new__________.

[redsliver]

born baby elephant I can't help grabbing it from its forelegs and pitching it as far as I can.

Never toss a baby elephant near _______________

[Guest echtrae]

Red, he's likely to toss it back.

When grabbing a baby elephant, always be sure to ________

[redsliver]

lift with your knees.

Grab him by the forelegs and _____________

[Guest echtrae]

throw your weight into it.

Make sure to practice before ______

[quamp]

... throwing caution to the wind.

Throwing caution to the wind can result in...

[redsliver]

back injury.

Caution is a terrible name for ____________________

[Guest echtrae]

for a football player.

Make sure to bend your knees when _______

[redsliver]

you drop the soap, bending over is not recommended

Grip it tightly, lest it escape thy ________________

[Guest echtrae]

trousers.

Don't forget to turn when you ________________

[redsliver]

cough.

Huh? I don't know ______________

[Nanaea]

why she said that.

Anyway, it doesn't really matter because ______________

[redsliver]

Dr. Phil said so.

If not for Dr. Phil I'd still be ________________