Finish The Sentence Game.

[Guest Nympho]

down at Fraggle Rock.

Gonzo looks like__________.

[Guest Melody Fate]

My husband after a wild night of partying.

Yesterday, the two of us ________

[Nanaea]

...nevermind, you don't want to know.

If you don't stop that right now, I'm gonna __________

[quamp]

... call in the AFF police.

The AFF police have a serious fixation with...

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

Themselves

I can't believe how long______________________________!

[Guest cu-kid]

...I've been on this forum tonight! (yeah, yeah it could have been dirty)

It's a shame, really, that ____

[redsliver]

you didn't come too, but I have work in the morning, now stop blocking the door.

Of course I didn't know her ___________________

[Guest Melody Fate]

for that long, but I swear to God officers, she told me she was eighteen!

I never believe it when someone says they're eighteen, so I always make them ______

[Nanaea]

sign a waiver that states: "I'm herby assert, under threat of being spanked if I'm lying, that I am at least 18 years old -or- that I am of legal age in my country of residence (if said country's legal age of consent is not 18) and thereby old enough perform any sexual act which is requested of me by the party (or parties) named above."

My lawyer has advised me that the waiver _______________

[englishwitch]

could be used by anyone to control me, including my own family so i should be very careful who gets their hands on it.

sometimes it seems the only thing frowned upon in Vegas is...

[Guest Melody Fate]

moral standards.

What happens in Vegas, does stay in Vegas, unless I _______

[StoryJunkie]

..do Vegas!

Mel's just horny, so she wanted to write about______________

[englishwitch]

those strange encounters she had with the boys in the empty corridors at school while everyone else was in class. it's the thrill of getting caught that adds the extra spice to the excitement.

if that freaked you out then...

[Guest Nympho]

you're just gonna love to hear what I can do with licorice ropes.

Silk sheets are_________.

[redsliver]

made from worm shit.

its not actually fecal matter but _____________________

[Guest Melody Fate]

something far, far, worse.

When in danger or in doubt, stand up straight and _______

[quamp]

.. scream "Please don't hurt me!! I need help here!!"

People will usually react to this by __________________________.

[Nanaea]

backing away slowly while avoiding eye contact.

When at a loss for words, always quote _________

[Guest Melody Fate]

the latest poem you found on the bathroom walls.

This will make most people ________

[Nanaea]

think you're either insane or a freakin' genius.

Either way, you'll ___________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Probably find yourself going to that special hospital for"observation."

While under "observation" always remember to _______

[Guest Nympho]

keep the conversations that go on in your head silent.

When holding conversations with others and yourself at the same time________.

[Guest Pherazen]

make sure to answer yourself out loud and answer the others in your head.

This is a sure-fire way to_________

[Nanaea]

aquire one of those nice, comfy white jackets.

When they try to put you in the padded, white room ___________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Walk in and yell, "Finally, someone around here with some mad decorating skillz!" as you piss your pants.

The gaurds will immedietly realize that _________