Finish The Sentence Game.

[redsliver]

you're a man who has trouble satisfying his wife.

What's that white stuff ___________

[Guest Melody Fate]

dripping from the corner of your mouth?

Yeah, morals and values are all fine and good, but I just want a partner who will _____

[quamp]

... have sex whenever I'm in the mood.

Getting a woman in the mood....

[Guest Melody Fate]

rarely involves large quantities of alcohol, despite what your fraternity brothers taught you.

The best thing to do to get your S/O in the mood is to start with _____

[Nanaea]

a good, stiff...drink.

If all else fails, just ___________

[Guest Melody Fate]

tickle them in that spot right behind the ear.

Are those seduction instructions or are you tell me how to _____

[Nanaea]

put someone to sleep?

Are you sure I'm supposed to put it __________

[Guest Melody Fate]

there?

I don't think it'll fit there, how about we put it in ______

[Nanaea]

the other shoebox instead?

I didn't realize you had such a large __________

[Guest Nympho]

collection of D&D manuals.

Dungeons and Dragons_______________.

[Nanaea]

is good, clean fun for the whole family.

People who play D&D are not devil worshipers, they're just ________

[Guest Melody Fate]

people who are a bit scard of that thing we call "reality."

When invited to play D&D with a new group, don't forget to bring along ________

[Guest Soulsearcher]

deoderant.

A D&D players diet consists entirely of _____________

[capcomfreak4life]

--dragon meat, adrenaline, sweat, foe's flesh and blood!

I told him too much D&D would--

[redsliver]

shrink his testicles, but that's only because Mountain dew was served.

You're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and ___________

[Guest Melody Fate]

half elf, and if that doesn't scare ya, maybe I should beware ya, of what lurks in my gaming shelf.

I will leave you both in tears, 'cause I'm the dungeon master here, and you both are in need of _______

[redsliver]

some instruction.

It's DnD! Summoning the demons of hell! It's DnD! _______________

[Guest Melody Fate]

When our shift ends at the Taco Bell! (Chalupa!)

It's D&D, warriors that terrify, it's D&D __________

[redsliver]

virgiiiiiiiins til the day we..... One Two Fuck You!

My friend's are coming over to my mom's basement bringing ________________

[quamp]

.. air fresheners.

I rolled a natural 20, so _____________________.

[redsliver]

that means you'll let me buy you a drink and take you back to my apartment without bothering with things like talking or learning your name.

God! I can't get this fucking song out _________________________

[Guest Nympho]

my computer, it keeps coming back.

Earworms are__________________.

[Guest Melody Fate]

delicious, lightly pan fried in a butter and garlic sauce.

When a song gets stuck in your head, the best thing to do is ______

[quamp]

... find another song just as annoying and listen to it.

However, this doesn't work with the one song so annoying that it trumps them all, _________________________.

[redsliver]

The Fraggle Rock theme.

Dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music play, __________