Finish The Sentence Game.

[englishwitch]

kitchen, thats where you put the new refridgerator.

as i wandered into the dark ally i said to myself...

[Guest Nympho]

this sounds like the beginning of a bad vampire fic.

When I'm feeling lonely__________________.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I run naked through the airport and soon I make lots of new friends.

The next time you come over ______

[englishwitch]

why don't we go through the airport together?

peering through the window i saw...

[redsliver]

jubblies! Beuatiful bouncing jubblies!

Jubblies is a terrific euphemism for boobs, moreso than ________________

[Guest Melody Fate]

winnebagos

The best slang term for penis is _______

[redsliver]

the rear admiral.

At least its not as bad as ____________

[englishwitch]

King Richard.

though by far the most tasteless euphemism is...

[redsliver]

axe wound.

However axe wound doesn't refer to __________

[quamp]

... men's sticks, but women's slots.

If a fic writer used tee-tee maker in a fic, one would think that __________________.

[Guest Nympho]

they're five and their computer needs parental locks.

Parental locks_____________.

[englishwitch]

parental whips and parental chains are now available from the Parental Pleasure Company.

Alone in the dark i...

[redsliver]

watch you from my van.

My van needs ____________

[Nanaea]

a mattress, some curtains, a cd player, and oh yeah, gas....

Unfortunately I spent all my money on _____________

[englishwitch]

the high powered night vision binoculars to watch you with.

everything was fine until...

[Guest Melody Fate]

Your S/O discovered and beat the crap out of me.

But, I still plan to _______

[englishwitch]

get thos nude pictures of you once i'm out of hospital. restraining order or no restraining order.

This will all end...

[Guest Melody Fate]

with an all-out orgy, if I'm lucky.

Luck isn't with me, because ______

[englishwitch]

while it was an orgy, it was in an all male prison cell.

at the end of my life i'll look back and think...

[Guest Melody Fate]

I really should have had a lot more sex.

I would have had a lot more sex if only ________

[englishwitch]

i had stopped stlaking you and got out more.

now i know that...

[Guest Melody Fate]

it helps to get to know someone before suggesting sex, rather than just running up to random strangers.

If sex was like candy ________

[englishwitch]

it would be cheap, fattening and come to a stop just as you were enjoying it.

i have noticed that...

[Guest Melody Fate]

sex is a lot more fun if you have someone to have it with.

If you'll give me a moment, then we can ______

[englishwitch]

then we can negotiate a price for this hooker.

I can tell by looking at you that...