Finish The Sentence Game.

[Guest Melody Fate]

realized he forgot to bring the lube again.

Midnight is the best time to ______

[Nanaea]

dance naked in your back yard.

With any luck _________

[Guest Adara]

the neighbors will not video tape you while you're doing it.

Having fingerpaints at one's disposal is ___________.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Very handy in case toddlers drop by unexpectedly.

But having edible body paints at ones disposal is ________

[polywolly]

...much less detrimental to your health than the lead-based kind.

Moving to the country, gonna eat me a lot of...

[quamp]

... pussy. (Sorry, I can't stand peaches!)

Come sing me a song, and I __________________.

[Guest Melody Fate]

will see for myself if you deserve the title of karaoke queen.

If we just move this over here, and then put that, in here, we can _____

[redsliver]

totally make sweet passionate love without ever looking into each other's ugly mugs.

What in the fucking _______________________

[capcomfreak4life]

__world happened to m sex-doll?!

Guess who got caught masturbating next door! It was--

[Solaris]

The owner of Yahoo.

The TV newsreporters all were shocked and cried out ______

[CainTheEternal]

"Oh God that was hot.".

My pet ate my ________

[Guest Melody Fate]

paycheck, which is why I'm asking for a freebie.

One should never expect freebies from _______

[Guest Adara]

me.

I'm not the kind of person who _________.

[Nanaea]

does that on the first date.

Why would you think ______________

[redsliver]

an inflatable sheep would be as sensual as the real thing?

And here I was, at a pancake house, naked as the day I was born, trying to ____________

[capcomfreak4life]

--rub myself down with the pancakes in the hope my skin would take on their wonderful texture.

Now if only I had syrup--

[Guest Melody Fate]

my dreams of becoming the first human waffle would be a reality.

The next time you go to IHOP, grab the strawberry syrup and ______

[quamp]

... stuff it into your bulky overcoat.

Mooching freebies is a sure-fire way to ________________________________.

[StoryJunkie]

snag yourself a undiscriminating member of the opposite sex.

I knew all along that____________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Eggos don't taste nearly as good as homemade waffles.

Whenever men hear the word "weasel" the are required by law to _____

[polywolly]

...say "Huh?" and then rustle the newspaper as though they didn't hear you, but they did...you can see it in their beady little eyes.

Guns and whipped cream are ____________.

[Guest Melody Fate]

two of the greatest inventions mankind will ever know.

If you tickle his ear, he'll _______

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

give you a lap dance then drop and give you twenty.

The dog did the_________.

[Guest Melody Fate]

weirdest thing last night, he gave me a lap dance. Where the heck did he learn that?

The fine art of lapdancing is ________

[Nanaea]

a tradition that should be handed down from mother to daughter.

To give a really good lapdance you must __________