Finish The Sentence Game.

[quamp]

... if wishes were fishes, we'd have one hell of a fry!

If wishes were good-looking people of our sexual preference, ____________.

[StoryJunkie]

then, no doubt, we'd be making a wish a minute!

If only we didn't have to_________________

[capcomfreak4life]

--bathe spunky dogs with gunpowder and have them chase firecrackers toward our animal-loving enemies

If a woman named Violet with violets in her violet hair met a woman just like her but her name was Rose and you knew--

[redsliver]

that they were STD free, would you do 'em?

She was missing a tit and ugly as shit but thing of the money ________________

[StoryJunkie]

they'll pay you to give her the best lay of your life.

At the beach, we were all building a sandcastle when suddenly__________

[redsliver]

a fat kid fell on it.

We took sweet glorious revenge on the fat kid, starting with ______________

[StoryJunkie]

tickling him.

After that, things kind of _________

[CainTheEternal]

got sticky.

I could'nt believe how big _____________.

[englishwitch]

the fat kids underwear was.

Just as things seemed to be getting dull...

[redsliver]

someone showed up with needlenose pliers and cake.

It was an ice cream cake from ______________________

[StoryJunkie]

Mars.

Didn't you know you could get________________

[redsliver]

AIDS from vampire bites?

Bears are godless __________________

[quamp]

... when it comes to climbing trees.

The way to avoid a slug attack is _____________________.

[Nanaea]

Roll yourself in salt.

The best way to get the salt off is ____________________

[capcomfreak4life]

--to groom yourself with a stunned furry creature

stunning a small animal doesn't take much---

[StoryJunkie]

firepower

They don't taste very good, though, if___________

[redsliver]

you use two many grenades.

Mwahahaha! Mine is an evil _________________

[englishwitch]

little monkey that will bite your ears.

All things conisdered, I really must say...

[redsliver]

your mother gives lousy head.

Use your tongue not ______________

[Guest Nympho]

that piece of sandpaper.

You'll go blind if ______________.

[Guest Melody Fate]

you don't stop putting salt in your eyes.

If you can just hold on for a sec, I'll gladly ______

[quamp]

.. lick the salt off of your hot body.*

After that, I will pour on you some ____________________.

*

In cyberspace, every guy is a total stud and every woman is a hot babe

- Anon.

[polywolly]

...sugar, in the name of love.

You got the peaches, I got the...

[Guest Adara]

cream.

This desert is certainly going to be ___________.

[redsliver]

sandy.

There was a duke of York, he had 10 000 men, he marched them up a hill and _____________________________