Finish The Sentence Game.

[Guest Jackie_Boi]

May flowers, which brings damned allergies that make you want to stomp your flower bed into a brown mess that reminds you of a very disturbing fetish that involves things that are brown that come from your rear end

I didn't mean to kill her, but _______________.

[StoryJunkie]

she looked dead already, standing there with that blank look on her face.

Darn it , I forgot the______________________!

[Guest Jackie_Boi]

condom...oh well, I got a plastic bag.

I was walking down the street when_______________.

[StoryJunkie]

___a plastic bag rolled by like a tumbleweed on a windy prairie day

Now I could do what ever_____________.

[Guest Jackie_Boi]

MTV tells me to, like get a fake tan and buy Ashlee Simpson's cd.

Once upon a time_________.

[Charging Handles Forward]

MTV tells me to, like get a fake tan and buy Ashlee Simpson's cd.

Once upon a time_________.

...there was a game called Red Orchestra, and in it there was a teamkiller named Sammael; many of his teammates lost their lives to his satchel charges.

In Soviet Russia, _________________

[polywolly]

... little bunnies frolic in the afternoon sun, after filling out twelve forms and finally receiving their bread coupons.

Where there's a will, there's _____________.

[Guest Jackie_Boi]

...Some money if you were nice to the old fart.

I hate going to the dentist because___________.

[StoryJunkie]

........he's psychic.

Contrary to popular belief, men are____________________

[redsliver]

not from Mars but actually come from apes.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to ______________

[Guest lightgoddess]

yer mom!

Dude, there's something on your _____________

[Guest Jackie_Boi]

...Penis. I'm sorry, this isn't going to work out.

Yesterday at the movies_________.

[Guest SweetMisery1]

i made out with an 80 year old

Tonight, i'll dream about...

[StoryJunkie]

___fast women, rye whiskey and wild wild horses (that was random!)

If only peaches grew ______________

[Guest SweetMisery1]

on money trees

Money doesn't grow on___

[redsliver]

drugs, it doesn't submit to peer pressure.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish _________________

[Nanaea]

_____ and he'll spend all his time sitting in a boat drinking beer and getting sunburnt.

When the cat's away _____________

[dazzledfirestar]

.... the dog will develop a superiority complex

Every dark cloud has a _______________

[Guest SweetMisery1]

an even darker lining

Never fear...

[redsliver]

go immediately into a panic, saves a lot of time.

Where there's a will ________________

[Nanaea]

somebody will contest it.

When everything else seems hopeless __________

[Guest arora]

embrace the inevitable.

it's better to not read the ingredients label on the hot dog package because__________.

[Guest SweetMisery1]

ds;flkjwahpdfjn; is not very helpful.

I've got a lovely bunch of _____.

[StoryJunkie]

__elastics, which I will now fling around at everyone I know, then stare innocently at the TV when they look about to see who did that?

It only happens when_____________

[Guest arora]

suck really hard.

there once was a man from nantuckett who_____________