Finish The Sentence Game.

[Guest Madapple]

a hazard of having your jaw wired shut.

Macaroni art is _________________________

[redsliver]

the only timeless art.

I dislike pants, they are ________________

[Guest Soulsearcher]

too restricting.

Skirts are much better than pants because __________________

[Guest Madapple]

they let lovely air flow to your munchables.

At the center of the universe is ____________________

[quamp]

... well, nobody knows, because they keep falling into the black hole nearby.

A good example of a black hole of intelligence is ______________.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Agaib's mind.

Nobody knows the ________________________

[StoryJunkie]

the answer to the next question.

Could you please tell me_______________________

[polywolly]

...how Nelson managed to get his head stuck up his ass without ever having taken a yoga class?

Yoga is actually ___________.

[NefertariAran]

...sorta hard.

If you think that's bad ____________.

[redsliver]

wait until you see the bit with the geese and an unwound video casette.

Why must I pretend to like ___________________

[Guest Soulsearcher]

striaght jackets?

All right, all right, I will finally agree to __________________

[NefertariAran]

to stop attempting to sing

Hey, remember the time when ____________.

[StoryJunkie]

red and blue made purple? Oh, yeah, they still do. (What the hell was in that tobacco?)

Far be it for me to _____________________

[redsliver]

flash a bus load of third graders.

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, ______________

[polywolly]

...tentacle porn was being read by a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care...

[redsliver]

each with half a brick inside because apparently some fat guy was going to break into the house.

Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck ___________

[polywolly]

...thirteen and everyone stood around going, "Thirteen? What the fuck...?"

Whatever goes up must _____________.

[redsliver]

must be stroked back and forth until it gets motion sickness goes into convulsions and throws up.

Wrap it, 'fore you tap it or it will burn while _____________

[capcomfreak4life]

--you dress it with the various toppings, and "bottomings" and sauces.

Toe-mate-o, toe-mot-toe, toe-mat-oh... wait?! I thought this was---

[polywolly]

...Spell Phonetically or Die Trying Day in Tajikistan.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a ________________.

[redsliver]

nasty liquid shit that was, does anyone have a bottle of mr. Clean and a match?

There once was a man named Dave; _______________________

[Guest Pherazen]

He had a sex change and now her name is Danielle.

Where or where has _________

[englishwitch]

Life is like a box of chocolates... the more you spend the better it gets.

[StoryJunkie]

-----and and and then.......

I ran down the darkening glimmering street, splashing through________

[Nanaea]

crimson puddles of warm, feshly spilled blood.

I stared at my blood soaked clothes and hands and ____________