englishwitch Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 loved ones the opportunity to come and say goodbye. Also it allows the time needed for said loved ones to gather money for inevitable funeral. Any complaints with the above contract can... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 we presented before the firing squad relax, they're not actually a firing squad, they use _____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 bean bags instead of bullets. However they do have... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 truncheons for lunch time specials I recommend catching a show, it'll leave you ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 stunned. possibly in more ways than one. In the event injury is sustained... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 quit whining and suck it up The infirmary is filled, please find a bed and nurse ___________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 in the hospital ten miles across town. Sorry, we cannot provide transport. your medical insurance is not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 valid for these type of "accidents" Now if you'll just sign on the dotted line we can ____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 get busy screwing you over. All complaints must be filed with __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 the mafia. Watch out for falling __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 panda bears! Dump cold water on certain people and ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 they dump back, just like the third law of Newton's. for evey action, there is an>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 overreaction. Leaving one with a funny taste and a _____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 a bowlegged waddle. Don't be alarmed, I'm a ____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 professional. Kids, don't try this at home - but if you do ____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 you may end up with herpes What do you intend to _________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 ...do with nine geese and tube of KY? Absence makes the heart... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 weaken and finally give out because of all the toxins in the liquid...oh sorry i meant to say absinthe. another way to kill your heart would be to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 constructive radiation as fired from laser rifles We are in space, did you bring.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Pherazen's house? At least we still have ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 the strap-on Nympho was wearing Oh no the jacuzzi jets are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 ... working fine, much to the ladies' delight. So now Redsilver is feeling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 avenged, mostly. When it's puffy and purple... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 don't put it in your mouth! Though it might look good to ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 ... put it in someone else's mouth. That someone else should be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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