englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 kitchen, thats where you put the new refridgerator. as i wandered into the dark ally i said to myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 this sounds like the beginning of a bad vampire fic. When I'm feeling lonely__________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 I run naked through the airport and soon I make lots of new friends. The next time you come over ______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 why don't we go through the airport together? peering through the window i saw... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 jubblies! Beuatiful bouncing jubblies! Jubblies is a terrific euphemism for boobs, moreso than ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 winnebagos The best slang term for penis is _______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 the rear admiral. At least its not as bad as ____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 King Richard. though by far the most tasteless euphemism is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 axe wound. However axe wound doesn't refer to __________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 ... men's sticks, but women's slots. If a fic writer used tee-tee maker in a fic, one would think that __________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 they're five and their computer needs parental locks. Parental locks_____________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 parental whips and parental chains are now available from the Parental Pleasure Company. Alone in the dark i... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 watch you from my van. My van needs ____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 a mattress, some curtains, a cd player, and oh yeah, gas.... Unfortunately I spent all my money on _____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 the high powered night vision binoculars to watch you with. everything was fine until... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Your S/O discovered and beat the crap out of me. But, I still plan to _______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 get thos nude pictures of you once i'm out of hospital. restraining order or no restraining order. This will all end... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 with an all-out orgy, if I'm lucky. Luck isn't with me, because ______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 while it was an orgy, it was in an all male prison cell. at the end of my life i'll look back and think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 I really should have had a lot more sex. I would have had a lot more sex if only ________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 i had stopped stlaking you and got out more. now i know that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 it helps to get to know someone before suggesting sex, rather than just running up to random strangers. If sex was like candy ________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 it would be cheap, fattening and come to a stop just as you were enjoying it. i have noticed that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 sex is a lot more fun if you have someone to have it with. If you'll give me a moment, then we can ______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 then we can negotiate a price for this hooker. I can tell by looking at you that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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