Finish The Sentence Game.

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

Hearing the voices in my head

When you hear voices in you head you should______________

[englishwitch]

listen and take notes. it could be the best advice you ever hear.

eat what you like, get fat and die young but...

[quamp]

... be sure to leave something healthy for us.

Eatng healthy is like...

[Guest echtrae]

a carousel, I always preferred the roller coaster.

Before you put your shoes on, ______

[Nanaea]

make sure that they're untied.

Inspiration is like _______________

[Guest echtrae]

a sentient hammer, it'll strike where it feels like striking.

If you shake your ass, you'll _______________

[englishwitch]

make me sick. sit down fatty.

If you think you look perfect...

[quamp]

... think again. Perfection is a mere textbook abstraction.

Another textbook abstraction is...

[Guest echtrae]

piety.

He who lives without fear, _____________

[Guest moue]

lives without hope.

Hope lies __________

[Guest echtrae]

in the corner next to the dead cat.

Who is responsible for _______

[englishwitch]

being too curious.

curiosity may have killed the cat...

[Guest echtrae]

but you're in no danger of that.

Make sure to remove the ______________

[redsliver]

eyelashes and skin flakes because forensics can trace them back to you.

Let me be awake for _________________

[ShiniLuv]

... at least another hour.

Lord, if you can't make me skinny___________________

[redsliver]

at least make my friends fat.

Fuck, where the hell ______________

[Guest echtrae]

did I leave those blood soaked clothes.

When the alarm goes off, you better ___________

[quamp]

... wake up and greet the day bright-eyed and bushy-tailed... OR ELSE!!

Have a good nutritious meal before...

[Guest echtrae]

your execution.

If you're marching in a line, then __________

[redsliver]

you've really become the mindless drone public schooling has sought to build.

Hey you want to get drunk and drive _________________

[Guest echtrae]

steamrollers?

If you see a steam roller coming your way, you should _____________

[redsliver]

duck and cover.

Is there anything that cannot be ducked nor _______________

[englishwitch]

covered as an evasive manouver? ah yes, the wrath of the mother in law.

the only way to stop a mother in law is...

[Guest echtrae]

divorce. (she ceases to be the mother-in-law then)

If it's hidden, then it's ______________________

[redsliver]

treasure, go find it.

I shot a man in Reno just _________________