quamp Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 ... convenently don't meet. Now come on here, can't we all be _________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 ...civil about this? its only a ritual sacrafice. As the darkness decended upon me I knew... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 elephants don't make good chandeliers. Listen, fool, I need you to move this _______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Elephant before the neighbors realize I hid it in the back yard. It didn't surprise us that he had an elephant in his back yard, what surprised us was _____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 ... he was able to lift it with one hand to move it. After that we decided to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 see how much cash we could get offering Elephant rides. Unfortunately, the elephant decided to _____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 ...eat his weight in peanut butter cups and hasn't been seen since. Goldylocks should have... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 slept in the elephant's bed and not the bears'. Goddamn! She's fit all that ___________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 in a training bra? That is one talented girl! I wonder where she'll put _________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 that 10" cock? What?! You didn't realize that she's ____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 known as "friend of the fleet" down at the docks? Sex isn't the sin, the sin is _______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 enjoying sex. If enjoying sex is a sin, __________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 we're all goin' to hell in a handbasket. Weaving a handbasket to hell ______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 is Oral Robert's second job. I'd happily go to Hell in a handbasket as long ________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capcomfreak4life Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 --as the sodomist himself Satan doesn't find me. Hey! These roses are red like-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 the blood spilling out of the last person to piss me off. Why no, Mr. Police officer ________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 I never did no wrong, no way, no how, not ever! (Hides sharp object) "In the news today, Melody Fate was arrested for the______________" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capcomfreak4life Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 --envy-driven murder of the very same gardener (female) who picked those blood-washed roses for me. If I had a nickle for every time you-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 told lies about me, I'd have an entire dollar! Even bloody roses make _______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 ... a mess on the carpet. They're starving in the middle east, so ______________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 I'll feed them shish-ka-bob! If only they knew__________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 how little we really cared! Caring means sharing and sharing means ______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 changing our sigs every so often! I could have been a ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 lot happier if you didn't eat baked beans for dinner then end up getting stuck in an elevator together. When you wish upon ___ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 a fax modem, your wishes are outdated. *** Speaking of wishes________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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