Finish The Sentence Game.

[quamp]

... convenently don't meet.

Now come on here, can't we all be _________________.

[englishwitch]

...civil about this? its only a ritual sacrafice.

As the darkness decended upon me I knew...

[redsliver]

elephants don't make good chandeliers.

Listen, fool, I need you to move this _______________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Elephant before the neighbors realize I hid it in the back yard.

It didn't surprise us that he had an elephant in his back yard, what surprised us was _____

[quamp]

... he was able to lift it with one hand to move it.

After that we decided to....

[Guest Melody Fate]

see how much cash we could get offering Elephant rides.

Unfortunately, the elephant decided to _____

[polywolly]

...eat his weight in peanut butter cups and hasn't been seen since.

Goldylocks should have...

[redsliver]

slept in the elephant's bed and not the bears'.

Goddamn! She's fit all that ___________________________

[Guest Melody Fate]

in a training bra? That is one talented girl!

I wonder where she'll put _________

[Nanaea]

that 10" cock?

What?! You didn't realize that she's ____________

[Guest Melody Fate]

known as "friend of the fleet" down at the docks?

Sex isn't the sin, the sin is _______

[Nanaea]

enjoying sex.

If enjoying sex is a sin, __________

[Guest Soulsearcher]

we're all goin' to hell in a handbasket.

Weaving a handbasket to hell ______________

[Guest Melody Fate]

is Oral Robert's second job.

I'd happily go to Hell in a handbasket as long ________

[capcomfreak4life]

--as the sodomist himself Satan doesn't find me.

Hey! These roses are red like--

[Guest Melody Fate]

the blood spilling out of the last person to piss me off.

Why no, Mr. Police officer ________

[StoryJunkie]

I never did no wrong, no way, no how, not ever! (Hides sharp object)

"In the news today, Melody Fate was arrested for the______________"

[capcomfreak4life]

--envy-driven murder of the very same gardener (female) who picked those blood-washed roses for me.

If I had a nickle for every time you--

[Guest Melody Fate]

told lies about me, I'd have an entire dollar!

Even bloody roses make _______

[quamp]

... a mess on the carpet.

They're starving in the middle east, so ______________.

[StoryJunkie]

I'll feed them shish-ka-bob!

If only they knew__________

[Guest Melody Fate]

how little we really cared!

Caring means sharing and sharing means ______

[StoryJunkie]

changing our sigs every so often!

I could have been a ___________

[Guest Melody Fate]

lot happier if you didn't eat baked beans for dinner then end up getting stuck in an elevator together.

When you wish upon ___

[Guest Madapple]

a fax modem, your wishes are outdated.

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Speaking of wishes________________.