quamp Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Not guilty. I can't get away with anything around here. Is a coupon-aholic.
polywolly Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Not guilty. I've clipped them before, but always forget about them until after they expire. Stays up later than they should almost every night.
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 guilty has farted in a crowded elevator
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Not guilty. (I did, however, talk about decapitation once, which was great, because so many people moved out of my way.) Pretended to be someone they weren't online.
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Sooooooooo guilty. My friend had me insult some chick online 'cause he wasn't witty enough ^___^ Has spoken very loudly with someone about the best way to kidnap children while sitting to seats away from their mother on a somewhat crowded bus.
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 oO;;; Not guilty. Has giggled and giggled going through a rotating door and kept circling more than once.
StoryJunkie Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 I remember that! Shiny brass handles! I think I got mixd up, too! We chased each other, it was fun! Tossed the fish back because you couldn't stand the thought of gutting it. "Er, too small!"
Guest Agaib Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Not guilty. I've gone fishing enough times to get over it. G/NG: Has loomed over a sleeping person for a long period of time just to scare them.
quamp Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Not guilty. The family would have been very harsh to me. (In honor of tomorrow...) Has shot off fireworks.
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Guilty. Both amature and professional ones. Has fooled a child with that "Want to play 52 pickup?" joke.
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Oh yeah! Although, sparklers are the BEST! Totally fun to dance with. G/NG: Jumping when the first firworks go off for the display.
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 ^ PWND! Nope, but my cat has. G/NG... same as above. "Fooled a child with the 52 pickup" joke.
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 oO;;; apparently you have fooled me, because I don't know about it ... G/NG: fighting with someone over an item of clothing at a big sale.
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Not guilty Has fired roman candle fireballs at people.
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Not guilty. Too afraid I'll hurt someone. I've been hit by fireworks before when people were being idiotic like that. It does not feel good. G/NG: Set off illegal fireworks at your house.
quamp Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Not guilty... I don't have any pyromaniac tendencies. Intentionally set fireworks off beind someone to scare them.
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 That's how I spent my weekend, well when I wasn't dodging fireballs. Blew up a frog with a firecracker or other explosive.
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 O.O Poor froggy! I knew some people who used to give alcaselzer to seagulls to blow them up. -.-;;; Poor animals are just trying to live. G/NG: Watching The Wiz.
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Not guilty, I do however need to watch The Wizard once more, now the question becomes are we talking about the same thing. Has egged on drunk people into a fight (not necessarily with you)
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Not guilty. (It's much more fun to goad them into making out with a member of the normally not prefered sex instead.) G/NG: Sold somebody something that wasn't nearly as good as you claimed it was.
quamp Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Guilty, but I have to qualify that by saying it was a defective product. I had no idea it was defective. Has gotten hurt by doing his/her own car maintenance.
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Guilty. Nothing too serious thought. Has gotten seriously hurt doing "Home repair"
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Guilty. I held the damn spray can the wrong way and got white paint on my shirt. (You can imagine what happened afterward) (Guilty of the below: SHE'S HOT!!!!) Got a boner off one of your teachers
polywolly Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 No. Unfortunately, I've never had any good looking teachers, nor the equipment required to achieve an erection. Now, if Alan Rickman taught English Lit... *ahem* Has seen someone they know and then ducked down so as not to be spotted.
StoryJunkie Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Many times. n/ng: blew bubbles with your saliva
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