Guilty Or Not Guilty

[quamp]

Not guilty. I can't get away with anything around here.

Is a coupon-aholic.

[polywolly]

Not guilty. I've clipped them before, but always forget about them until after they expire.

Stays up later than they should almost every night.

[Guest SweetMisery1]

guilty

has farted in a crowded elevator

[Guest Melody Fate]

Not guilty. (I did, however, talk about decapitation once, which was great, because so many people moved out of my way.)

Pretended to be someone they weren't online.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

Sooooooooo guilty. My friend had me insult some chick online 'cause he wasn't witty enough ^___^

Has spoken very loudly with someone about the best way to kidnap children while sitting to seats away from their mother on a somewhat crowded bus.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

oO;;; Not guilty.

Has giggled and giggled going through a rotating door and kept circling more than once.

[StoryJunkie]

I remember that! Shiny brass handles! I think I got mixd up, too! We chased each other, it was fun!

Tossed the fish back because you couldn't stand the thought of gutting it. "Er, too small!"

[Guest Agaib]

Not guilty. I've gone fishing enough times to get over it.

G/NG: Has loomed over a sleeping person for a long period of time just to scare them.

[quamp]

Not guilty. The family would have been very harsh to me.

(In honor of tomorrow...)

Has shot off fireworks.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty. Both amature and professional ones.

Has fooled a child with that "Want to play 52 pickup?" joke.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Oh yeah! Although, sparklers are the BEST! Totally fun to dance with.

G/NG: Jumping when the first firworks go off for the display.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ PWND!

Nope, but my cat has.

G/NG... same as above. "Fooled a child with the 52 pickup" joke.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

oO;;; apparently you have fooled me, because I don't know about it ...

G/NG: fighting with someone over an item of clothing at a big sale.

[redsliver]

Not guilty

Has fired roman candle fireballs at people.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Not guilty. Too afraid I'll hurt someone. I've been hit by fireworks before when people were being idiotic like that. It does not feel good.

G/NG: Set off illegal fireworks at your house.

[quamp]

Not guilty... I don't have any pyromaniac tendencies.

Intentionally set fireworks off beind someone to scare them.

[redsliver]

That's how I spent my weekend, well when I wasn't dodging fireballs.

Blew up a frog with a firecracker or other explosive.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

O.O Poor froggy! I knew some people who used to give alcaselzer to seagulls to blow them up. -.-;;; Poor animals are just trying to live.

G/NG: Watching The Wiz.

[redsliver]

Not guilty, I do however need to watch The Wizard once more, now the question becomes are we talking about the same thing.

Has egged on drunk people into a fight (not necessarily with you)

[Guest Melody Fate]

Not guilty. (It's much more fun to goad them into making out with a member of the normally not prefered sex instead.)

G/NG: Sold somebody something that wasn't nearly as good as you claimed it was.

[quamp]

Guilty, but I have to qualify that by saying it was a defective product. I had no idea it was defective.

Has gotten hurt by doing his/her own car maintenance.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty. Nothing too serious thought.

Has gotten seriously hurt doing "Home repair"

[Guest vorheesfan07]

Guilty. I held the damn spray can the wrong way and got white paint on my shirt. (You can imagine what happened afterward)

(Guilty of the below: SHE'S HOT!!!!)

Got a boner off one of your teachers

[polywolly]

No. Unfortunately, I've never had any good looking teachers, nor the equipment required to achieve an erection. Now, if Alan Rickman taught English Lit... *ahem*

Has seen someone they know and then ducked down so as not to be spotted.

[StoryJunkie]

Many times.

n/ng: blew bubbles with your saliva