Guilty Or Not Guilty

[Guest Agaib]

Guilty, me and my girlfriend do it while we're seperated and bored. It's actually quite fun.

Has performed oral sex

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty.

Has performed oral sex on a member of the same sex.

[Guest Agaib]

not guilty

Has enjoyed giving oral sex

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty. Not that it's really a lark, but there is something enjoyable about seeing a man reduced into a quivering ball of sedated nerves.

Has willingly walked on grass where someone has posted a sign saying, "Don't step on the grass."

[Guest Agaib]

Not guilty. Hardly any of those signs around here anyway.

Has eaten somthing sooo good that they made themselves sick from eating too much.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty.

Has thrown up so violently that food/liquid came pouring out your nose.

[Guest Agaib]

Not guilty. Thank goodness.

Has had to clean up a huge mess from someone vomiting before

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty. *Shudders at the memory*

Remembers when writing kewl instead of cool was considered the height of internet class.

[Guest Agaib]

Guilty, and those aren't pretty memories either.

Was once an avid user of leetspeak

[Guest Melody Fate]

Not guilty. (I always thought it made the person look retarded.)

Bit a dog.

[Guest Agaib]

Not guilty. I dont like to use my teeth for things beside eating.

Has bitten a dogs ear angrily before

[polywolly]

Not guilty. I've never had any reason to bite a dog, at least not yet.

Has accidentally glued themselves to something.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Not guilty. I did, however, once staple my finger.

Has glued a quarter to the ground just to watch people try and grab it.

[polywolly]

Not guilty, but definitely thinking about doing that on some boring Thursday in the near future.

Has cried over something sappy on a tv commercial.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Not guilty. (Thank god... I cry easily enough at everything else)

Has laughed durring a funeral.

[Guest SweetMisery1]

Guilty... telling jokes about their life... Uncle Johnny was the greatest...

Has loudly declared policial stances during news shows

[polywolly]

Guilty. I'll yell at the morons on the TV about anything.

Has blurted out something that they knew, immediately, should have remained an inner thought.

[quamp]

Guilty, but then again, I was 3 at the time.

Has watched/read/seen adult oriented material before reaching the age of consent.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty. It was a playboy. Does it count that my parents let me look at it?

Has worn a wig, not as a costume or a joke, but seriously, worn a wig.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... I love my hair too much!

Has double-posted (haven't we all recently? )

[Guest Melody Fate]

Moi? Perish the thought, I would never... well okay, yes.

Eaten more than three donuts in one sitting.

[polywolly]

Very guilty. Especially those chocolate covered ones... *drools*

Has eaten someone else's food and then lied about it.

[Guest arora]

Very guilty, in the galley on a ship, you only get one cookie, if your hormonal and need more than that, well you got to get creative.

has ever lived off peanut butter and jelly sandwitchs as main source of food.

[polywolly]

Guilty. Lived off rice for a number of weeks as well.

Hasn't called their mother in months.

[Guest Agaib]

Not guilty, I call her every week.

Has participated in trolling at some point