Guilty Or Not Guilty

[AmyMcClair]

Anyday.

G/NG: Have written a paper on a book you have never read.

[redsliver]

um, I'm in honours chemistry, my papers are not on books, although I have bullshitted papers on viscosity and Reynolds numbers.

Sleeps in class

[AmyMcClair]

I don't sleep, but I do read.

blame a fart on someone else

[redsliver]

not since grade 6

Managed to keep a particularly nasty fart quiet mid-lecture (or at work)

[AmyMcClair]

*sheepishly hides* Maybe

made paper airplanes at work/school

[redsliver]

in high school yes, but that was half a decade ago.

Periodically makes themselves feel old.

[AmyMcClair]

Yes and no. Usually it is those surrounding me that make me feel old.

Did laundry in the bathroom sink.

[Oishiichan]

Guilty, had to do that when I lived in a house with a dorm like set up and the washer was currently being horded over by a big scary fuzzy viking like male.

G/NG: Sticking icy hot in someones underpants.

[AmyMcClair]

Not guilty

Using facial firming lotion for lube.

[quamp]

You can do that?

G/NG: attended a party where the cops were called in to make things quiet.

[Guest echtrae]

Guilty.

G/NG: knew the cops that showed up and invited them to join in the festivities.

[Nanaea]

Not guilty, although I have partied with cops, but it was on their turf.

G/NG: Flirted your way out of a ticket?

[Iggy_lovechild]

not guilty

Have lied to someone just to get into their pants.

[Guest echtrae]

guilty.

G/NG: been lied to so someone could get into your pants.

[AmyMcClair]

guilty. (BTW in re: Using facial firming lotion for lube. I don't recommend it. My friend did it to her hubby and all he could say was "It burns! It burns!")

Taught a child what a chaser is.

[redsliver]

guilty, 12 counts as a child right. Anyway, the kid had been drinking for over a year anyway.

G/NG Threw a party in which a neighbour called in a noise complaint to the cops

[AmyMcClair]

never threw a party. Always went to others.

Had others throw parties so that you didn't have to clean up afterwards.

[redsliver]

not so much, I lived with a couple guys the last few years that even if we did throw the parties, we didn't clean up...

G/NG requires neatness

[AmyMcClair]

Not totally, but to a point.

Hidden clean laundry on the floor of a closet so it didn't have to be folded.

[redsliver]

all my clean laundry is hanging from the roof, I push up tiles and line the hangers on the crossbeams.

G/NG has a dirty clothes carpet in their room

[AmyMcClair]

Not right now, but...

Have worn clothing inside out because you ran out of clean clothes.

[Nanaea]

Not guilty.

G/NG: Has stashed dirty dishes in the oven or some other location (bathtub, cupboards, etc.) when company was expected.

[Guest echtrae]

Not guilty.

G/NG: thinks that three-fifths isn't half bad.

[quamp]

3/5ths of what? It depends on what you're talking about. I certainly wouldn't want 3/5ths of a woman to love.

G/NG: would like 3/5ths of a fifth of gin.

[Nanaea]

Not guilty, I really don't drink much anymore.

G/NG: Drinks like a fish.